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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 10, 2001
*raises hat*
Hello there. Bob invited you but didn't tell you about DD's stag year? That seems a bit odd.
Who's Bob?
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I'm not really here Posted Jan 10, 2001
Him. *points over his shoulder, then walks in while EV is looking behind him*
Where's the 
?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 10, 2001
There's nobody there.
*turns round*
Hey, where did you go?
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Jan 11, 2001
Would DD be identical to Demon Drawer? And he has a stag YEAR? By the way, EV, there's a lady right there now. Happy? Could we get on with the drinking and waiting?
Mina, the drinks are over there by the stereo. And would you mind turning on the CD-player? I'm in the mood for some Pink Floyd. "Comfortably Numb" would certainly do now.
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Lost in Scotland Posted Jan 11, 2001
Ummm.. Dukie, did you know that your fridge is stuffed into your oven? Where should I put the drinks to keep 'em cold??
And where's the vodka??
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Jan 11, 2001
Yeah, I know. It was like that when I moved in. I hung a bag out the window, just put your drinks in that. The vodka is over there by the stereo. Don't spill!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 11, 2001
Demon Drawer, stag year, yes. Oh, and by the way...
*takes the Duke aside for a moment and whispers*
We're not supposed to know that's Mina, she thinks she's disguised herself as a bloke by wearing a beard.
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I'm not really here Posted Jan 11, 2001
I think he saw through it EV. As long as I get a 
I'm happy.
*finds the stereo and puts on Agadoo*
Whoops, that's not right, how do I work this thing?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 11, 2001
Oh, it works like this.
*stands unnecessarily close to Mina while showing her how the controls work*
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I'm not really here Posted Jan 11, 2001
Oh yes, I see. What happens if I push this?
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Jan 11, 2001
*Smacks forehead*
Oh sweet dandy, here we go again. Look, would you mind not pushing any buttons or pulling any levers? At least none that's not on the stereo. And certainly not while EV is around.
Umm, Mina? You have something hanging out the corner of your mouth. I think it's hair from that beard. Which, I might add, becomes you. 
EV, can you find that Pink Floyd CD I was on about earlier?
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I'm not really here Posted Jan 11, 2001
Ok, I won't touch anything.
A hair? Oh, I'm so embarassed. 
*goes to see if there is a mirror anywhere*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 11, 2001
Yes, it's over there. *points* But I don't suppose I'm allowed to touch it.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 11, 2001
The CD, I mean, not the mirror, or the hair, although I don't suppose I'm allowed to touch that either.
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Jan 12, 2001
Ev, I think I can let you near the CD and have you operating it, but under supervision. If you find anything you want to hear, just put it on.
Coo, Mina DOES take her time removing that hair from her mouth, doesn't she?
*Anxious expression*
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Lost in Scotland Posted Jan 12, 2001
Doc, did you find any Pink Floyd or something? *comes out from the kitchen with a in each hand*
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Jan 12, 2001
Come to think of it, maybe I should warn you that i've got two cats. In case you're allergic. I think they're hiding under the sofa.
*Goes to lavvy door and bangs it*
Mina!Some of us are rather in an accute state here!
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Lost in Scotland Posted Jan 12, 2001
Cats? Nope. Kiwis, though, are another story.. But that's besides the point in here.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 12, 2001
*carefully picks up the CD and puts it in the player*
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