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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 18, 2001
Well, indeed. Where would you put it?
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Lost in Scotland Posted Jan 19, 2001
Well, if I had everything, that would include a really huge place to put the other stuff, wouldn't it? So storage wouldn't be a problem. Does anyone have any fresh 
s, then?
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I'm not really here Posted Jan 19, 2001
No, but I have some manky old ones that I just found in the back of the cupboard. Will they do?
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Lost in Scotland Posted Jan 20, 2001
I think I'll have to agree with EV's 
on that, Mina.
But thanks anyways.
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Jan 22, 2001
Don't eat all of those, please. I'm saving some for the next milennium.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 22, 2001
*checks packaging*
Better hurry, it says "Best before Jan 31st."
*checks again*
"....1979."
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 22, 2001
Why didn't you eat them then?
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Lost in Scotland Posted Jan 23, 2001
Because the donuts made in 1979 were best in.. well.. 1979...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 23, 2001
But if they were so good in 1979, why are they still uneaten 22 years later?
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Lost in Scotland Posted Jan 23, 2001
Maybe someone bought them during their lunch-break and wanted to save them till later that day, and then forgot about them because they bought another pack of them on their way home from work. I dunno.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 23, 2001
Oh. Yes, that's a good explanation. I hadn't thought of that.
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I'm not really here Posted Jan 24, 2001
And they were only found due to a freak incident with a washing line.
Sorry, didn't really know what to say.
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Lost in Scotland Posted Jan 24, 2001
A washing line? I heard it was a freak incident with a fishing rod... But I could be mistaken.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 24, 2001
Well, if you try to go fishing with a washing line, there's bound to be a freak incident.
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Lost in Scotland Posted Jan 24, 2001
Hmmm.. I do believe you are right, EV.
UNless you go fishing for shark, that is, because then you'd better have a washing line or it'll snap like a twig in a snowstorm.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 24, 2001
Even then, I think you'd be wanting some kind of metal cable.
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I'm not really here Posted Jan 24, 2001
Washing line has got metal inside it. You try cutting it. 
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