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Vestboy Posted Apr 3, 2000
*looks at bendy left arm*
No he's right. I've got about 6 or 7 in this one. Hey, mateys, I can scratch several of my left elbows with my left hand! It does smart a bit though.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 3, 2000
I'm not surprised it smarts... that's MY hand.
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Al Bundy Posted Apr 3, 2000
You need your nails cutting....and just look at that dirt!
*holds Ev's hand up for general inspection by the crew mates*
You could grow bananas under there!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 3, 2000
Can I remind you that this is a pirate ship, not a beauty salon!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Apr 3, 2000
Cleanlyness is next to godlyness....
*picks Vestboys nose with Ev's index finger*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 3, 2000
*flicks Sid's ear with Menza's index finger*
I've no idea how I managed that!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 3, 2000
Owww! His foot!! Oh, and my shin too!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Apr 4, 2000
And I got off rather lightly!!...(if I say so myself!)
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 4, 2000
*slaps Sid's face with Sid's leg*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 4, 2000
*slaps Sid's face with Al Bundy's face*
Now THAT's clever... 
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Vestboy Posted Apr 4, 2000
Aha,me hearties - nothing I likes better than a good crew slappin'.
Now then as ship's barber and surgeon I declare my left arm now open.
Visitors welcome - just like the body zone at the Millennium dome ( whatever that is me bucko.)
Anyone wan' ter look around inside me giblets form an orderly queue along that gangplank over yonder.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 5, 2000
Ahoy there, maties... there's something very strange about this ship. The huge loudspeaker on the side... the two funnels, one marked "volume" and the other "tuning"... I think it's a pirate radio ship! *curtseys*
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Apr 5, 2000
*groan*
Owwwww thats bad!!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 5, 2000
Thanks! Oh, and Menza, you don't hear any music because it's not switched on.
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- 161: Vestboy (Apr 3, 2000)
- 162: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 3, 2000)
- 163: Al Bundy (Apr 3, 2000)
- 164: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 3, 2000)
- 165: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Apr 3, 2000)
- 166: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 3, 2000)
- 167: Menza (Apr 3, 2000)
- 168: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 3, 2000)
- 169: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Apr 4, 2000)
- 170: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 4, 2000)
- 171: Menza (Apr 4, 2000)
- 172: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 4, 2000)
- 173: Menza (Apr 4, 2000)
- 174: Vestboy (Apr 4, 2000)
- 175: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 5, 2000)
- 176: Menza (Apr 5, 2000)
- 177: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Apr 5, 2000)
- 178: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 5, 2000)
- 179: Menza (Apr 5, 2000)
- 180: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 5, 2000)
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