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Vestboy Posted Apr 5, 2000
What's this 'ere devilish device?
*holds up 3 pin plug*
I think it be a magic key cos I've found the 3 hole key hole over here. Let me just push it in.
*stops, just short of putting plug in socket*
Hold hard! It says something... in writing... Can anyone read?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 5, 2000
*squints* It says... "Something silly is about to happen."
I wonder what it means?
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Vestboy Posted Apr 6, 2000
*pushes plug into socket, thus turning on the Pirate Radio ship. Slowly old fashioned turntable begins to whir into action. Extremely loud noise starts to come out of massive speakers*
#IIIIIII Woooonnnndddddeeeerrrr iiiifffff oonnee ddaay tthhatt yyoouu'llll ssaay that you care if you say you love me madly...#
*holds hands over ears and screams...*
What have I done, me beauties? Methinks it's a record of old Eurovision song contest winners!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 6, 2000
Ooooh blimey! *sits back and waits for Bucks Fizz to come on*
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Vestboy Posted Apr 6, 2000
*runs up, spins EV round and whips off his miniskirt. Reveals a pair of shapely but hairy legs in dancers spangly tights*
This is a curs-ed ship me hearties. It's makin me do strange things... and by the look of EV's legs it's not doing too much for him either!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 6, 2000
Hang on.... those aren't my legs!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 6, 2000
No... more Queen Anne if anything.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Apr 7, 2000
Where the hell do we go from here!
I'm imagination-less.....
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 7, 2000
I think it might be time to make someone walk the plank.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 7, 2000
Thanks. *hands over the plank's lead* Careful, he's a bit frisky today...
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Vestboy Posted Apr 8, 2000
The plank's hair could do with a wash. It looks a bit lank.
Be careful with that frisky leg of yours EV it could have someone's eye out... ha-har!
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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Apr 18, 2000
Do you know, it took me ages to get here. I knew I wasn't looking through the wrong end of my telescope. Now then, what's going on here. Oh, wonderful. Have they got any Cliff Richard on board?
[Rumages through the collection of vinyls which thoughtfully Vestboy threw up through the hatch]
Hey, look. I've found Cilla! I think I'll just queue it up.
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Vestboy Posted Apr 19, 2000
Be careful that disc has a curve on it like a burrito - or whatever you call that circular curled up Mexican Bread.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 19, 2000
Yes, I imagine there are some Cliff classics amongst what Vestboy has thrown up.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Apr 19, 2000
I see carrots....carrots I say..
And you said you have scurvy!! Impossible!!
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- 185: Vestboy (Apr 6, 2000)
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- 187: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 6, 2000)
- 188: Vestboy (Apr 6, 2000)
- 189: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 6, 2000)
- 190: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Apr 7, 2000)
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- 197: Vestboy (Apr 19, 2000)
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