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Post 181

Vestboy

What's this 'ere devilish device?
*holds up 3 pin plug*
I think it be a magic key cos I've found the 3 hole key hole over here. Let me just push it in.
*stops, just short of putting plug in socket*
Hold hard! It says something... in writing... Can anyone read?


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Post 182

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*squints* It says... "Something silly is about to happen."
I wonder what it means?


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Post 183

Vestboy

*pushes plug into socket, thus turning on the Pirate Radio ship. Slowly old fashioned turntable begins to whir into action. Extremely loud noise starts to come out of massive speakers*
#IIIIIII Woooonnnndddddeeeerrrr iiiifffff oonnee ddaay tthhatt yyoouu'llll ssaay that you care if you say you love me madly...#
*holds hands over ears and screams...*
What have I done, me beauties? Methinks it's a record of old Eurovision song contest winners!


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Post 184

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Ooooh blimey! *sits back and waits for Bucks Fizz to come on*


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Post 185

Vestboy

*runs up, spins EV round and whips off his miniskirt. Reveals a pair of shapely but hairy legs in dancers spangly tights*
This is a curs-ed ship me hearties. It's makin me do strange things... and by the look of EV's legs it's not doing too much for him either!


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Post 186

Menza

I'd be slightly more concerned if he shaved them. smiley - winkeye


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Post 187

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Hang on.... those aren't my legs!


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Post 188

Vestboy

They looked a bit wooden. You're not a Chippendale are you?


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Post 189

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

No... more Queen Anne if anything.


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Post 190

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Where the hell do we go from here!

I'm imagination-less.....


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Post 191

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I think it might be time to make someone walk the plank.


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Post 192

Menza

Give me his lead and I'll take him for a quick stroll.


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Post 193

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Thanks. *hands over the plank's lead* Careful, he's a bit frisky today...


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Post 194

Menza

So is one of you legs by the look of it.


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Post 195

Vestboy

The plank's hair could do with a wash. It looks a bit lank.
Be careful with that frisky leg of yours EV it could have someone's eye out... ha-har!


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Post 196

Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder)

Do you know, it took me ages to get here. I knew I wasn't looking through the wrong end of my telescope. Now then, what's going on here. Oh, wonderful. Have they got any Cliff Richard on board?
[Rumages through the collection of vinyls which thoughtfully Vestboy threw up through the hatch]
Hey, look. I've found Cilla! I think I'll just queue it up.


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Post 197

Vestboy

Be careful that disc has a curve on it like a burrito - or whatever you call that circular curled up Mexican Bread.


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Post 198

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Yes, I imagine there are some Cliff classics amongst what Vestboy has thrown up.


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Post 199

Vestboy

I hope that wasn't some sort of sick joke, EV


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Post 200

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

I see carrots....carrots I say..

And you said you have scurvy!! Impossible!!


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