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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 28, 2000
Excellent. Good job, Cap'n....... where's he gone?
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Menza Posted Mar 28, 2000
Clunk?!? Does that mean that you have found something interesting?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 28, 2000
*looks down hatch*
I can't see anything. Oh, hang on, I've got my eyepatch over the wrong eye.
*adjusts eyepatch and looks again*
What IS that?
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Vestboy Posted Mar 28, 2000
I've found a very interesting lump on the top of my head and a very interesting bone arrangement in my arm.
But wait, what do I see here? Here, if I throw it very hard it should just reach as high as the deck and probably won't fall back down and hit me on my painful but obvious lump.
*chucks box up to others*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 28, 2000
*completely fails to catch box, which falls back down and hits Vestboy on his painful but obvious lump*
Whoops! Butterfingers.
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Vestboy Posted Mar 28, 2000
That's Ok. I know it wasn't deliberate.
*Throws box back up - but MUCH harder*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 28, 2000
*The box hits EV under the chin and knocks all his teeth out*
Oooooooooof! Caught it.
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Menza Posted Mar 28, 2000
Sorry, I was checking out the galley did I miss anything. EV, why are your teeth all over the floor?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 28, 2000
Bit of an acshident. Shorry.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Mar 29, 2000
Ohh, have I missed the action?
I was trying to remove the black ring around my eye from the scope thingy when I got soap in my eye!
Owww that smarts...
*Walks across the deck, crunching on the remains of Ev's teeth*.
Should they be on the floor Ev, or has yer scurvy come back again?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 29, 2000
Ah, Shidney, you mished the acshident I fear.
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Menza Posted Mar 29, 2000
I bet there are enough gold teeth in the bunch we just knocked out to get you a shiney new set.
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Menza Posted Mar 29, 2000
But it might be a good idea to give them a good wash first
*grabs an old garden hose*
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Mar 29, 2000
Ahh, the old 'snake charmer' trick!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 29, 2000
Is that a garden hoshe, or are you jusht pleashed to shee me?
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Vestboy Posted Apr 1, 2000
*stars spins slowly round head, mumbles...*
Gently nurse, I've got a weak bladder!
*Stars grind to a halt. Pains from head and arm meet somewhere between VB's eyes. Eyes open, Examines self*
How many elbows are you meant to have in any one arm?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 1, 2000
About shixh or sheven, I think.
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- 141: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 28, 2000)
- 142: Menza (Mar 28, 2000)
- 143: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 28, 2000)
- 144: Vestboy (Mar 28, 2000)
- 145: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 28, 2000)
- 146: Vestboy (Mar 28, 2000)
- 147: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 28, 2000)
- 148: Menza (Mar 28, 2000)
- 149: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 28, 2000)
- 150: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Mar 29, 2000)
- 151: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 29, 2000)
- 152: Menza (Mar 29, 2000)
- 153: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 29, 2000)
- 154: Menza (Mar 29, 2000)
- 155: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Mar 29, 2000)
- 156: Menza (Mar 29, 2000)
- 157: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 29, 2000)
- 158: Vestboy (Apr 1, 2000)
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- 160: Al Bundy (Apr 3, 2000)
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