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Leeloo Posted Oct 8, 1999
Oh bugger. Well down with xoom.com. Those pesky little devils should be banished from the face of the earth, not just from the First 15.
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Oct 8, 1999
That's the spiwitt! Xoom them all to outer space!
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Leeloo Posted Oct 12, 1999
I’ve noticed that you seem to be following a popular h2g2 trend here. It’s much easier to be accepted for rejection in this forum than it is to just be accepted. It must be catching 
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Vestboy Posted Oct 12, 1999
I perhaps need to explain something Leeloo. Today they announced the 6 billionth person on the face of the earth. The forum is "The first 15"
Which means that we have 5,999,999,985 people to reject. This could take all day!
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Vestboy Posted Oct 12, 1999
Postscript. I've decided you can be in the first 15 and what you look doesn't matter! (even if you do bear a striking resemblance to Cherie Blair)
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Leeloo Posted Oct 12, 1999
Oh wow!! I think I’m going to cry. Thank you Vestboy. It’s so reassuring to find out that looks don’t matter (too much) after all. Of course, I could give you a link to what I really look like but I don’t want to risk expulsion at this early stage.
6 billion eh? Scary thought. Of course, not too many of them actually want to be in the First 15 …
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Vestboy Posted Oct 12, 1999
Ok So maybe only 1% are standing in the line. It could still take all afternoon!
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Oct 12, 1999
If you'd like I could help you with the refusals, Vestie. It's what I wish I did best. Especially at work.
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Vestboy Posted Oct 12, 1999
Now we're getting organised.
Right Duke, here's the hat with "Assistant Refuser in Chief" in gold lettering across the front.
You stand by the mailbox and give them a once over. If there are any which are obvious no-no's don't bother passing them on to me.
I only want to refuse the ones who probably should be in the first 15.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 12, 1999
Sound's a bit of a "Job's Worth" !!!!
Pass the big stick....
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Vestboy Posted Oct 12, 1999
Now then Sidney - do you want to be in the "First 15" or do you want to be putting people forward for rejection from the first 15?
Make your mind up man.
Oh by the way - here's the big stick.
*Gives Sid the big stick*
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Oct 13, 1999
Ok. Here's someone I found outside, waiting in line: http://hem.passagen.se/jezze/halfplum.jpg
In my opinion he should make the list by twofold reasons; since he's a genuine funny guy and since he's been dead since 1975 so he won't actually occupy any space.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 13, 1999
*whacks the duke with the big stick*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 13, 1999
Careful Sid - that stick's worth a lot of money.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 13, 1999
*jabs EV with the stick*
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Oct 13, 1999
AO! What was that for?! Vestie, I demand you take that thing away from him! He's not fit to handle it! *Rubs behind*
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Leeloo Posted Oct 13, 1999
Stop messing with that stick will you! I’ve brought someone along who would like to be rejected. Thought he might bring his own version of peace keeping to this forum – but only temporarily of course …
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/470000/images/_473143_gen150.jpg
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 13, 1999
Topical!!
What every you do, DO NOT give the stick to him!!!
*swishes stick around his head*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 13, 1999
It might restore some kind of stability to this forum...
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- 51: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Oct 12, 1999)
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- 53: The Duke of Dunstable (Oct 13, 1999)
- 54: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Oct 13, 1999)
- 55: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 13, 1999)
- 56: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Oct 13, 1999)
- 57: The Duke of Dunstable (Oct 13, 1999)
- 58: Leeloo (Oct 13, 1999)
- 59: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Oct 13, 1999)
- 60: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 13, 1999)
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