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Leeloo Posted Oct 1, 1999
That beautiful woman is our very own First Lady, Mrs. Blair. I have a feeling she's right up Vestboy's street 
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Vestboy Posted Oct 3, 1999
There is a real life, long story, which I will not go into here about myself and her husband... We didn't get on too well in 1987.
Suffice it to say the piccie you have chosen reminds me of The Joker in the Batman films.
She will not be in the first 15. You need to come up with a better one than that I'm afraid Leeloo - and Duke posted a picture of ME! Skunk!
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Vestboy Posted Oct 4, 1999
error amendment: I meant to type 1997 not 1987.
Well it alomost looks like no contest. There aren't enought people wanting to be in the first 15 to make 15 - so maybe I put forward the names I've got and see what happens.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
How about if we suggest people we *don't* want in the 15?
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Vestboy Posted Oct 4, 1999
That sounds sufficiently mean and controversial to generate some responses. OK EV kick it off!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
*realises everyone is staring at him* Err... tell you what, Vestie, why don't you start us off?
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Vestboy Posted Oct 4, 1999
Alright then. Wait a minute do we mean anyone in the whole world who may wish to join h2g2 but hasn't yet or actual members of h2g2 whom we happen to have a distaste for?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
I'm not sure. I haven't really thought this through very well.
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Vestboy Posted Oct 4, 1999
Right then, let's work up some venom.
That bus driver who left the bus stop with me banging on the side of the bus - he knew I was there but chose to ignore me. Now I've paid him back!
Or was it a woman bus driver...
Maybe put that one on hold for a couple of days while I get my thoughts together.
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Leeloo Posted Oct 6, 1999
Being quite an open minded individual, always ready to give the benefit of the doubt etc. I wouldn’t normally subscribe to this sort of thing but recent events have propelled me into the inevitable and I would like to propose this person – http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/update/stills/99_40/501cu.jpg - to NOT be allowed into the First 15.
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Oct 6, 1999
I think this person: http://hem.passagen.se/jezze/dna3.jpg should be excluded for being too psychadelic. He might have a bad influence on us, and we're badly influenced enough as it is.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 6, 1999
I nominate this person - http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/465000/images/_466518_queen300.jpg
Not sure who she is, but she's an evil looking sort. We don't want her type around here.
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Vestboy Posted Oct 6, 1999
Aha. I know her. She's called Bohemian Rhapsody. AKA Killer Queen and the picture depicts her pressing the white plunger to set off the charges in the Millennium dome.
Have you SEEN the charges in the millennium dome?!
Nope, She's out.
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Oct 7, 1999
Thank goodness! He does seem like a brute, no? Can't have any of those here.
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Leeloo Posted Oct 7, 1999
I’m getting quite into this. Can I have another please?
How about this … thing http://members.xoom.com/ally_mcbeal/pics/Cf02.jpg ? She’s such a pain in the ass …
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Vestboy Posted Oct 7, 1999
Did you mena to post a xoom .com banner. I'm happy to exclude them but...
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Oct 8, 1999
Found it a bit odd myself. I was expecting to see some actor from the Ally McBeal show, but got a xoom logo. But why not, xoom could be genuine sods without me knowing it. Exclude them, I say!
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- 23: The Duke of Dunstable (Oct 4, 1999)
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- 25: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 4, 1999)
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- 27: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 4, 1999)
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- 33: The Duke of Dunstable (Oct 6, 1999)
- 34: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 6, 1999)
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- 37: The Duke of Dunstable (Oct 7, 1999)
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