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This lime-tree bower my prison
Posted Feb 26, 2000
I swear they're all staring at me. Everyone's trying to get a glimpse over my shoulder to see what I'm doing. They are. Really!
Paranoid? Me? Nah.
I just called... to say... I looove you...
No, no, that's wrong. I just came round to say "Howdy!".
Howdy!
My mission accomplished. Your mission, should you chose to accept it, is to actually converse with/to/at me, despite the fact I may not reply for a week or two. Yes, a rather dodgy mission if I do say so myself.
In place of that one, you can hire a llama and ride it, whilst accompanied by your favourite furry animal, accross the Pacific. I shall greet you with your reward, a pretty blue ribbon with 'frist' written on it, when you hit Australia.
Go on, you can do it.
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No choice, really
Posted Jan 29, 2000
I'm really going this time. Back to summer in Oz, which is good. But back to school, which is bad.
Time flies when you're having fu... no, that doesn't work. Time flies when you don't have to work. Yes, that sounds more like it.
Well, here I shall say, "Bye!" to the one person who might happen to read this. And even that may be too optimistic.
So bye, and I'll try and pop around here as often as possible. 
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Thirteen ways
Posted Jan 22, 2000
Well, I'm off to go skiing.
This is decision I am seriously rethinking with the realisation of how damned cold it is outside. Imagine skiing in this.
Oh well, the snow should be nice.
Bye bye! See you next week!
(Both of you)
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Latest reply: Jan 22, 2000
mmm... smarties
Posted Jan 21, 2000
I try to tell them that I got it, but they keep attempting to drill it into my head.
I got the instructions the first time, okay? By the thirty-first they were aquiring a tarnished bronze color.
I think I should get a recording of me to say, "Yes. Yes. That's fine. Whatever you say. No, I don't mind. Yes. Okay." If they play that over and over again I won't even be needed.
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Disillusionment of 10 o'clock
Posted Jan 21, 2000
300 to 500 words, including the phrase "I should take a photo while I've got you all together."
What sort of assignment is that?
I'm having trouble not falling back on cliched topics of family or class reunions. I guess it doesn't really matter if it's cliched as long as it sounds deep and meaniful. That seems to be the sort of writing they like.
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