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Paul the Brake Posted Nov 23, 1999
Yes Grapes dangled in my mouth so I bit them of the stalks. 
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 24, 1999
YIKES! *peers at tail* Erm.. that wasn't a grape! *shakes tip from its hiding place* 
Yummy, scrummy brownies.
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Isambard Fortisque StJohn Smithe Posted Nov 24, 1999
I prefer Girl Guides.
Erm.
Pizza, with chillies and extra cheese.
Mmmmmm, Cheese.
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Nov 24, 1999
what is the obsession with brownies.....?
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MadMunk?¿ Posted Nov 24, 1999
What ARE brownies?????
Plain Double Whopper meal, large, with Sprite. 
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 25, 1999
Super sized McChicken meal, hold the mayo.
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Isambard Fortisque StJohn Smithe Posted Nov 25, 1999
Bread, cheese, bacon, ketchup, onions, loads of alst and a l;arge slab of finely chopped dead com. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, burgers.
Did any one see the episode of 'Brass eye' with 'cake' on it. It was v funny watching Noel Edmonds make a tit of himself.
PS, only the English have a reasonable chance of understanding what I am on about.
PPS, Brownies are like female scouts.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Nov 25, 1999
Chocolate Hob-Nobs
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 25, 1999
"WHAT ARE BROWNIES?"!?!
Please, all ye pitifully unenlightened ones, come to: http://www.h2g2.com/A193754 and discover the Truth.
PS: Digestive biscuits. 
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Nov 25, 1999
Hedgehog crisps (who remembers them?)
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 25, 1999
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
Ugh.. pass the tums, please.
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 25, 1999
Beef with green pepper in black bean sauce, special fried rice, prawn crackers and a side order of crispy fired seaweed.
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Nov 25, 1999
Chicken Mcnugget meal with fanta and a hot fudge sunday.
American though it is maccy Ds is favoured highly as it is cheap, and relatively edible. I always get the above but for some reason the Mc D's employees in Brighton (in both the ones in the town centre!) can't seem to grasp the idea of Fanta. Once one asked me what drink i wanted a total of 6 times.
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 25, 1999
"And would you like fries with that? And would you like to "Max" your meal for just 30p extra?"
I know they're ordered to ask, but one day I really will say "IF I'D $@&#ING WELL WANTED IT I'D HAVE *$#+ING WELL ASKED FOR IT!" Or words to that effect.
Errm... and chips.
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MadMunk?¿ Posted Nov 25, 1999
No you don't, coz we're not playing "cake" any more... we're playing "cheese scones"....
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Nicorodeo Posted Nov 25, 1999
Mmm, an interesting concept, but I prefer to play Icelandic Curried Sausages, but I also prefer to play kazoo.
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Nov 25, 1999
Chips with grated cheese melted on to them with a hint of vinegar and salt and lashings of mayo.. yummm
(nb yanks.. chips = fried potato things NOT french fries, bigger fatter and greasier than that yummmm)
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- 105: MadMunk?¿ (Nov 24, 1999)
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