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Martin Harper Posted Jun 28, 2000
or you sure it's not the phone number of an ex, budgar?
The War of the Trigans (a *very* old book I got)
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Jun 29, 2000
Raw is war
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(I'm using inflatory speech threeday, except in the JOTD)
JOTD: The specs said "Windows 95 or better", so I installed it on Linux
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Isambard Fortisque StJohn Smithe Posted Jul 6, 2000
Partial, non-linear, fifth order, inhomogenic diiferential equations. In hexedcimal. And Latin. Without a calculator. Or paper. Whilst someone shouts at you.
Bit like my maths exam then....
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Jul 11, 2000
lint
(I thought exams were supposed to be quiet)
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JOTD: Smash forehead on keyboard to continue
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Jul 22, 2000
Bumfluff.
'Keyboard error: press F1 to continue'
Or have we already done that one?
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Isambard Fortisque StJohn Smithe Posted Jul 24, 2000
Hmmm, F1 key?
F1 car (ie formula one).
With those funny little wings on the front.
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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Jul 24, 2000
Butterfly wings
Question: If you have wings on a F1 car, how come they don't fly very well?
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Martin Harper Posted Jul 25, 2000
crhysalis
(They're upside down, so all the "lift" just holds them onto the track)
MyRedDice - never gonna be a butterfly
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Jul 27, 2000
Mitosis
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JOTD: It's as easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028369399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982146086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271021909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962729567351885752724891227938183011949219833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263460827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956002129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302648522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095...
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Jul 31, 2000
I hope that has nothing to do with a well known welsh attribute
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