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The_RAVEN Posted May 2, 2000
banjo tree
like guitars......hmmmm......(sighs lovingly)
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 3, 2000
Goatee band
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JOTD: The insomniac, dyslexic agnostic stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted May 3, 2000
Sheepy band.
Other JOTD:
There's this huge scouser in a bar having a pint when this really weedy bloke sidles up to him and says 'Do you want a blow-job?'
The scouser immediately looks round, furious, and punches the other guy to the floor, where he proceeds to kick him, punch him, stamp on him, and just generally beat the shit out of him before picking him up and throwing him out of the pub and going back to his pint at the bar.
The barman has been watching all of this and as the scouser sits down again he says 'That was a bit harsh, what did he say to you?'
The scouser replies, 'Dunno, something about a job.'
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted May 3, 2000
Welsh band
JOTD
A group pf Russians stayed on the Mir space station for 400 days strate, others succumed
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 3, 2000
Welsh rarebit.
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JOTD: Don't you hate it when they verbify nouns?
DOTD: Aibohphobia - fear of palindromes
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted May 5, 2000
Who framed Roger Rarebit.
POTD: Never trust a man, who, when locked in a room on his own for a while with a tea-cosy, doesn't try it on.
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Ming Mang Posted May 6, 2000
Frame, Set and Match to - ?
Irrelevant Fact; my Dad wears his tea-cosy every day. He says it keeps it out of the way.
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 8, 2000
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 546 lit matches. At once.
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JOTD: I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
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The_RAVEN Posted May 8, 2000
candles (setting this one up for the next player.....)
JOTD : a man walks into a bar and says ouch cos it was a PUBLIC BAR!!!
i mean IRON BAR!!! i mean DOH!!!! well they say its the way you tell 'em.....
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 9, 2000
Dynamite.
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JOTD: 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted May 9, 2000
Carpet Mites
JOTD: Two-thirds of the population of the world don't know what the other half is doing.
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted May 10, 2000
eyebrow mites - we all have them you know
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The_RAVEN Posted May 10, 2000
MAGNEMITE (basic pkmn)
magnemite uses its electric powers to paralyse or confuse opponents. As soon as the attacker has been paralysed it attacks with electric shocks (PokeDEX excerpt)
EYEBROW MITES? BUT... BUT.... LIKE.... MY EYEBROWS!!!! I NEED THEM!!!
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 11, 2000
Magneto
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JOTD: Circular definition - see Definition, Circular
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted May 14, 2000
Mars Icecream(not nocy Icecream either)
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted May 14, 2000
MARATHON Ice-cream.
As opposed to all this 'snickers' bollocks.
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Ming Mang Posted May 15, 2000
Marathon energy tablets (you know, the ones the runners scatter whilst trying to pick one up while running)
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 15, 2000
Energy chocolate.
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JOTD: A Macintosh is a computer with training wheels you can't remove
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- 21: The_RAVEN (May 2, 2000)
- 22: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (May 3, 2000)
- 23: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (May 3, 2000)
- 24: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (May 3, 2000)
- 25: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (May 3, 2000)
- 26: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (May 5, 2000)
- 27: Ming Mang (May 6, 2000)
- 28: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (May 8, 2000)
- 29: The_RAVEN (May 8, 2000)
- 30: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (May 9, 2000)
- 31: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (May 9, 2000)
- 32: Jenny and Fred the cheese (May 10, 2000)
- 33: The_RAVEN (May 10, 2000)
- 34: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (May 11, 2000)
- 35: Ming Mang (May 14, 2000)
- 36: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (May 14, 2000)
- 37: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (May 14, 2000)
- 38: Ming Mang (May 15, 2000)
- 39: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (May 15, 2000)
- 40: Ming Mang (May 15, 2000)
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