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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 21, 2000
BTW Techni, where was that "Your mother was a hamster..." quote from?!? I have never heard the original, just quotes (which is why I got it wrong)
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JOTD: A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Sep 21, 2000
From 'Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail'.
The bit where the French soldier is taunting.
http://www.montypython.net/grailmm.php3
Its scene 8, I think.
DangerMoose.
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Ming Mang Posted Sep 21, 2000
Elk.
I expect so. If not, never mind, that's what we're doing now...
¦M¦
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Isambard Fortisque StJohn Smithe Posted Sep 24, 2000
People from Barnsley
Like prats.
Um
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Sep 25, 2000
Some people from Somerset in a barn.
(Although God knows what they're all doing in there).
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Sep 25, 2000
mutton(not welsh)
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Sep 26, 2000
Flint Gorse.
(The little known crystalline shrubs, found in Dorset and Somerset, UK).
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Martin Harper Posted Sep 26, 2000
didn't we do welsh sheep before? 
A Hog in a Hedge
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Sep 26, 2000
a frog inna wedge
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 27, 2000
What's red and green and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
Blender
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JOTD: I'm in shape. Round's a shape, isn't it?
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Sep 27, 2000
Spender (wasn't that the one with Jimmy Nail in it?)
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- 221: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 21, 2000)
- 222: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Sep 21, 2000)
- 223: U135579 (Sep 21, 2000)
- 224: Ming Mang (Sep 21, 2000)
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