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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 18, 2011
Is that what constitutes as sober for you PSD, or the general definition?
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jack white Posted Nov 18, 2011
Maybe that's it, Mac.
If PSD doesn't wake up in a foreign prison cell she figures she must have been sober the previous night. 
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 18, 2011
You can say she acted responsibly.
Also, Jack, were you inferring that PSD turned up to her wedding drunk? 
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jack white Posted Nov 18, 2011
Mac, a wedding ceremony can last for more than an hour.
Do you seriously think PSD would stay sober for that long?
If there was any communion wine going I reckon she would have demolished it in the blink of an eye. 
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 18, 2011
Imagine if PSD had Jesus like ability to turn water into wine.
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jack white Posted Nov 18, 2011
Okay lunchtime.
I should be back briefly afterwards before I head for an, ermmmm, site visit. 
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 18, 2011
Sounds good Jack. You've got Euro 2012 to celebrate, the draw is on December 2nd so it's worth getting all the happy drinking in now.
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jack white Posted Nov 18, 2011
I won't be celebrating when we're drawn against Spain, Germany and Portugal, Mac.
Anyway, I'm outta here now. Have a good weekend.
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peasoupdragon Posted Nov 18, 2011
I got married in a registrar's office so in and out in 20 mins
And I was sober - my Mother didn't even offer me a glass of champers before we left the house.
What did I get?
Lunch - frozen pizza 
And I think not waking up in jail after a night out is a good thing
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 18, 2011
True Jack, true. Have a good one though. 
PSD, not even a proper pizza? Shocking.
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peasoupdragon Posted Nov 21, 2011
Morning Jack
Weekend seemed to fly past
Although this time last year was the beginning of the big freeze 
This year I don't even have my heating on its so mild 
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jack white Posted Nov 21, 2011
Morning PSD.
The weekends are always too short. I'm still debating whether or not to start a political career in which I run on a platform of a two day working week and a five day weekend.
It's bound to be a vote winner.
And, yeah, the weather's weird. A warm November. What's going on?
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peasoupdragon Posted Nov 21, 2011
Not only could you have a short week as a politician - but you could drive in the bus lanes
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jack white Posted Nov 21, 2011
I might give everyone a taxi licence so we can all use those lanes all the time.
And it would solve the unemployment problem overnight. Because anybody who doesn't have a regular job would automatically be working as a taxi driver.
I have to say this politics lark is dead easy. Any more important problems for me to solve while I;m here?
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gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA Posted Nov 21, 2011
Lock up your daughters and the drinks cabinet.........
GT am returned to de plantation!!
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jack white Posted Nov 21, 2011
Welcome back, GT.
But I'm afraid PSD has already emptied the drinks cabinet.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 21, 2011
Afternoon people. Jack, I'm sure we have some hidden away.
Also, another successful weekend.
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jack white Posted Nov 21, 2011
Five league wins in a row, Mac. Can't argue with that. 
Although worryingly, I'm hearing that Dortmund have found some form just in time to play us at the Emirates. 
Also, AVB will be gone by Christmas, won't he?
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