h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okay, I've just been landed with so much work that even that doesn't sound like enough punishment.

Yeah I have been up to my tonsils sending out bad news

Mac must still have no internet connection - his hamster wheel must be needing oil

Or he could still be asleep.

He only wakes up in the morning in order to prepare for his nap.

are you going out for a classic today?

I am starving and only have a wee bit chicken curry for lunch I think someome must have helped themselves to it as I definately put more in my lunch box when I boxed it last night

Definitely a classic today.

And then pub grub with a few pints after work before I head for the Aviva stadium.

Looks like you've got a thief, PSD. Only question is whether it's a member of your family or a work colleague.

I would say its at home

Although I remember someone took my last dairylea triangle out the work fridge.

Despite it being my last And having my initials on the lid

They even had the cheek to put the empty box, with my initials STILL on the lid, in the bin.

Emailed the whole building- pointing out that if your initials are not FY you are not entitled to eat food marked with those initials.

Never happened again!

They're afraid of you. PSD.

Nobody will ever steal your Dairylea again.

I tell you its a bad day when I cant have dairylea on my toast in the morning

The only thing that could be worse was if I never got my caffine hit - heads would roll then

Someone took my milk yesterday.

Half of it was gone after only one cuppa.

Although, even worse was the time when someone finished off my milk and, thinking another identical carton was mine, I poured it into my tea only to discover that the milk in question was about two months out of date. It virtually walked out of the carton.

Oh well, time for that beer and pub grub I was talking about earlier.

Bye.

Morning all.

Stoopid hangover.

Morning Jack

To be fair its not a stupid hangover it is a hangover that was well earned and hard work to achieve

And did you participate in the airplane throwing?

The paper planes were fun.

The sponsors had left an A3 sized ad on all the seats. The first one came from over my head and made it onto the pitch. That gave everybody else the idea and there were thousands of attempts made. Most of them failed but whenever one looked like making it onto the pitch the crowd roared it on.

Mine didn't get there although unlike others it did actually get out of the top tier of the stand.

Morning people. Waiting on a new router now, which probably won't be here until Friday or Saturday.

Morning Mac

Jack my friend posted a piccie on FB of the stadium - and there loads of them going around - didn't get it myself but now that makes sense

So decided how you are going to get from Poland to Kiev? not the easiest of journeys

I think he should walk it, let's face it he'll probably have a pretty horrendous hangover.

Right people, I will be off again now. Back soon hopefully.

Hello Mac.

Bye Mac.

I'm going to fly to Polkraine on my own paper plane.

It'll need an extra special design but I've got a few months to master it.

Or failing that I'll watch it on TV. Our best possible draw would be Ukraine, Russia and Greece. So inevitably we'll get Spain, Germany and Portugal and be home before the postcards.

And definately home before your luggage gets there

Three lads at my work are buying a camper van and driving there - was a great idea till I asked if they can read Russian and/or Ukrainian to read the road signs!

A friend of mine is just back from Russia. He and his wife just completed the adoption of a little boy.

Anyway, they were in a restaurant when he dicided he needed to go to the loo.

He blundered into the kitchen by accident after walking past the loo because the word for toilet which was on the door of the loo is unrecognisable.