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jack white Posted Nov 10, 2011
Right, at least I can leave at my usual time today.
Bye folks. See you tomorrow. 
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peasoupdragon Posted Nov 10, 2011
See Jack - am off soon and Mac - Mr Dragon is getting gammon steak in for dinner Saturday night
See yah tomorrow
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jack white Posted Nov 11, 2011
Morning people.
Friday at last. 
The big question is....do I go down to the pub tonight to watch the match or do I get a few beers in and watch it at home?
Decisions, decisions.
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peasoupdragon Posted Nov 11, 2011
If you go to the pub you will have a good discussion, a few beers and bit peace and quiet.
You watch it at home and you will get interupted by your wife wanting a hand, your children wanting your attention and you will have to get up and go to the fridge for a beer rather than shouting a round in 
Its a no brainer to me Jack 
Plus you will be able to get a back of chips on the way home
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peasoupdragon Posted Nov 11, 2011
Its hissing here - and dark - like that annoying Guns and Roses song
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jack white Posted Nov 11, 2011
Hammering down here too.
Stoopid weather.
Should have stayed in bed today.
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peasoupdragon Posted Nov 11, 2011
Nearly 11 minutes past 11 on 11.11.11 - yet it will still be hissing down at 12 minutes past 11
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jack white Posted Nov 11, 2011
So at 11 seconds past 11 minutes past 11 it will be 11.11.11 on 11.11.11. 
There's probably someone out there predicting that the world is going to end or something.
That would be just typical. If the world came to an end just as we have a chance to qualify for our first tournament in donkey's years.
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peasoupdragon Posted Nov 11, 2011
I took a photo of my desk phone that should have said 11.11.11.11.11 - and the clock was fast - it actually said 12.11.11.11.11. 
Stoopid Govn can't even set the clocks right - how is it going to get the economy right
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jack white Posted Nov 11, 2011
The moment has gone now.
We've got nothing to look forward to. 
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jack white Posted Nov 11, 2011
Well yeah.
I'm meeting Mrs White for lunch today.
It'll be a little earlier than usual but I'll make up for that by returning a little later.
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peasoupdragon Posted Nov 11, 2011
Not sure if this is Muppet of the week - insane genious of the week
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/10/turkey-fake-big-brother-rescue
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 11, 2011
Shouldn't be funny but it is.
Also, Jack, where are you going for lunch?
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jack white Posted Nov 11, 2011
Not sure Mac. There are several options.
True enough. You should never laugh at stories about people being kidnapped......but this might be the exception.
Also, if you're looking for an excuse for a criminal act you won't find a better one than this example:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8881102/I-made-sex-tape-to-improve-my-performance-man-tells-girlfriend.html
See? He was only trying to improve his performance.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 11, 2011
That's a diligent way of doing the best to ensure a happy relationship.
And if it so happened to find its way as a money-making scheme I am sure it's just so he can survey with people where he is going wrong. 
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