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jack white Posted Nov 10, 2011
Morning people. 
Only Thursday morning. 
This week has officially lasted forever.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 10, 2011
Morning Jack. And yeah it should be Saturday.
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peasoupdragon Posted Nov 10, 2011
Morning 
Have been in work since half eight
It was still dark when I got up
All for some stupid course that I was not even attending but had to do the meet and greet for the training
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 10, 2011
All that just to get you to say hello to some people? And getting you in at that time? What sickos.
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jack white Posted Nov 10, 2011
Half past eight? 
Tell them to go to hell. All right thinking people are just turning over in bed at that time.
I started tea break five minutes later than usual today so I made up for it by finishing 20 minutes later than usual.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 10, 2011
It's only right Jack. Anyway, you're owed some teabreak time from when the clocks went forward a while ago. Actually, owed some from when the clocks go forward each year.
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jack white Posted Nov 10, 2011
I like your thinking, Mac.
At that rate I should be on a permanent tea break.
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jack white Posted Nov 10, 2011
So my future work schedule will be:
Arrive at office. Switch on PC and go for a tea break.
Finish tea break and go for lunch.
Finish lunch and go for tea break.
Finish tea break, switch off PC and go home.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 10, 2011
That sounds like perfection.
You can say you've gone in to work, yet have nothing to do.
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jack white Posted Nov 10, 2011
But as I'm doing nothing why not take it one step further?
Why not stay at home all day and still say I've gone in and done my day's work?
It amounts to the same thing.
Anyway, I reckon today is a chicken day.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 10, 2011
Yeah but you're only lying to yourself then Jack.
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jack white Posted Nov 10, 2011
ANyway, Mac, I'm thinking of an entirely new career path.
I can't sing. Haven't got a note in my head. But I can borrow my eight year old daughter's trousers. And I can buy a 1984 Tina Turner wig.
You see where I'm going with this.....?
Yep. I'm going to start my own Frankie Cocozza tribute act.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 10, 2011
You need some drugs and to sleep with many women and then boast about it. I can think worse career options, really.
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jack white Posted Nov 10, 2011
If all that is part of the job description I'll just have to do it.
I'm nothing if not diligent.
Anyway, time for lunch.
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peasoupdragon Posted Nov 10, 2011
Sometimes I think the only reason I come to work is to read the Daily Mail online.
The only thing about reading the Daily Mail though is that you know that there are people who agree with their rants rather than reading it with their tongue in their cheek <
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 10, 2011
Are you telling me civilization isn't about to end, PSD?
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