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It's a handy tool though.

It helps you to deny the facts, Mac.

Could be useful in a court of law where you might be able to deny something you're blatantly guilty of while simultaneously thinking you're telling the truth.

Although son is starting Trumpet playing today and he gets to bring his trumpet home with him so forgetting listening to bad trumpet playing might be a good thing

Time to hit the booze, PSD.

Jack, I wouldn't want to be the prosecutor in that case.

Booze might be a very good idea in the circumstances considering what I went through with ny daughter's tin whistle a couple of years ago.

Although, Mac, in her desperation to justify another lorryload of wine PSD might be telling us about an entirely imaginary trumpet.

Anyway, gotta go now.

See you guys on Monday.

Have a good weekend.

Jack you sicko.

Anyway though, have a good weekend and good luck to Ireland tonight.

yeah fingers crossed for tonight

Have a good weekend Mac and see yah all Monday

And you PSD.

Morning all.

Sodding Monday again.

But at least we're on our way to Euro2012.

Tickets for the home leg tucked away. It should be a party.

Unless, of course, we go 2-0 down early on.

Also, I'm sick of Christmas already. There were a bunch of people dressed up as snowmen singing jingle bells when I went into a shopping centre yesterday.

It's only November!!

that is to flipping early for snowmen - and its never a good time for Jingle Bells

Especially on a Monday morning

Morning Jack

Morning people, just a quick message. My internet is pretty much knackered so I won't be on today, well apart from this message. Engineer is coming tomorrow so hopefully it will be sorted then.

Hi Mac.

Bye Mac.

Stoopid internet connection.

PSD, I actually like Christmas. I like all the bonhomie and the Christmas dinner and the booze and the look on the kids' faces after Santa has been and gone.

But I like Christmas to happen......AT CHRISTMAS!!!

I think I would have been morally allowed to take an AK47 to all those idiot snowmen.

Morning Mac

Bye Mac

Don't get me wrong I like Christmas but I am one of those people who think that the Christmas period starts on December 1 when you open your first door on your advent calender.

Not the day after Halloween

So I can definitely kill someone dressed as a snowman singing jingle bells as long as it's November?

Good.

Anyway, time for lunch.

Three hours without a post??

Jack did you go off on a sight visit and forget to leave the pub - erm I mean come back

Morning people.

PSD, I was so busy working yesterday afternoon that posting was impossible.

What idiot invented the concept of work?

Whoever he is must be burning in hell as we speak.

I am finding I am pretty busy at work too

Was here until half five last night which is almost unheard of for me

Burning in hell is too good for them I would say Jack

True enough, PSD.

We need to come up with something even worse than burning in hell.

How about burning in hell while being forced to listen to Phil Collins for all eternity?

Too cruel?

Nope not to cruel atall

How about burning in hell while being forced to listen to Phil Collins duetting with Bono for all eternity?