h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Morning all.

That happened me too, Captain.

Weather has returned to normal. But a couple of people died in the floods.

And this happened too......not far from my house as the crow flies.

http://www.thejournal.ie/what-the-fliuch-coffins-exposed-as-cemetery-wall-subsides-in-howth-dublin-263275-Oct2011/

Just in time for Hallowe'en.

Morning people. And afternoon for yesterday Captain.

Morning Mac.

Another win, eh? Seven out of eight.

But the weird thing is I'm starting to resent even the games we win because I figure they're just a painful prelude to an impending disaster.

And where better to have a disaster than Stamford Bridge?

Jack, if we get the most underserved draw of all time, I will be ecstatic.

Me too, Mac.

But judging by the way they played on Sunday they could probably beat us with nine men.

The only change from the traditional Chelsea-Arsenal game is the fact that someone other than Drogba will score Chelsea's winner.

Afternoon all

Just been to a two hour meeting that was nothing to do with me

The only addition I could give was that there was no point creating an elecrtonic Irish signature for my name as it is not an Irish name so there was no Irish equivalent

You can't read my signature anyways so whats the flipping point

Jack - is that the graveyard Phil Lynott is buried in - although that would worry me - I seen Poltergiest

Hopefully Everton wind Lampard and Terry up enough tonight to be suspended for our game. Just one yellow will do it.

Signatures annoy me.

Afternoon PSD.

Phil Lynnot's grave is a couple of kilometres away from that one.

Not sure that's a sight I'd want to see from my bedroom window though.

Stoopid weather.

A two hour meeting about nothing? In my experience most meetings are like that.

I doubt if they'll play tonight, mac.

Word is Terry has a Klan meeting to go to tonight.

Don't take that in the wrong context though Jack.

Right I'll be gone for a bit.

Stoopid site wouldn't let me log on for a while.

Time for lunch.

It keeps logging me out

Working properly for me now.

I've mountains of work to do. Think I'll be here late today.

It would seem they transferred over all the errors from the BBC site too.

As long as they didn't take all the beeb mods with them I'll be happy.

You'd think only having this place to think about the mods would be a bit more attentive were you to be incarcerated again.

Well, I'm kinda hoping that now that we've moved and I've had to open a new account that I haven't got any 'previous'.

So incarceration shouldn't really be considered an option.

They might do background checks.

What like the Hootoo being some form of KGB people?


To scary to think - that would almost be as bad as them being Liverpool fans

Don't get me started on Liverpool fans.

Or Phil Collins fans.

you'll get me into trouble.