h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Morning people.

Arsenal won.

Two in a row.

That'll mean some pain on Wednesday.

PSD, I would have thought you wouldn't even notice hangovers any more.

Mac, it's obvious the Football Gods are saving up something terrible for us. Winning three games in a row is surely unthinkable. Winning four even less so. And winning two league games in a row is an utterly ridiculous prospect.

So whatever happens to us during the week, we can be sure the ultimate disaster is lying in wait for us at the weekend.

We have only six days to master hibernation.

I wish I didn't notice the hangovers - but they seem to be getting worse

Hopefully it will get colder and colder Jack, best conditions to try it out.

I never thought I'd say this PSD, but obviously you're not drinking enough.

We need a virtual ice age between now and Saturday, Mac. What are the odds?

Not good/1 I think Jack.

PSD not drinking enough? What?

There's two ways to avoid hangovers, mac.

1. Never drink.

2. Stay drunk all the time.

Option 1 certainly isn't the route PSD is going to go down so she has to go for Option 2.

So she isn't drinking enough.

Maybe her body just doesn't recognise it as alcohol anymore.

Possibly, Mac.

Who knows what happens to your body when you've drank as much alcohol as PSD.

I definitely don't want to find out.

Me neither, Mac.

I'm thinking today is a good day for a classic.

I agree Jack, though I think that is true of any day.

Back from lunch.

I wonder if PSD has taken our advice on board and gone for a liquid one?

And tea/supper latched on too.

And a liquid breakfast tomorrow maybe?

She'll put wine rather than milk on her corn flakes.

I don't leave milk to waste when I use it on cereal, I drink it up at the end. Do you imagine PSD would do the same for wine?

I'd hate to spill any drink in PSD's household (if there was one left).

I'm guessing that spilled drink wouldn't hit the floor in PSD's house.

She'd be too quick to let it fall all the way.

True Jack, true.

So how was the Classic?

It was a good classic, Mac.

Although I think a bad one would surely be impossible.

What about done in the hands of the stupid b..erm woman, who keeps giving you tomatoes?