h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Indeed Jack. Most of the time those scientists come on tv and say, well we don't really fully understand it yet but we'll keep spending money anyway.

Find a way for us to live in Antarctica and I'll be there.

Although, in fairness Mac, the stuff they're doing is now apparently blurring the line between past and present. So that could possibly lead to the invention of time travel. Allegedly.

So we could all go back and live in 2004.

That would be pretty good Jack, no hibernation needed then. Although we'll probably end up interfering with timeline and end up screwing with us winning the title.

I thought only time travel forwards was theoretically possible though?

That's no god to us Mac because we're never going to win anything ever again.

They'd better get working on travelling back in time. We can live in 2004 and make occasional trips to 1967 to put all our hard earned cash on Foinavon in the Grand National.

I hope not too many people read this thread Jack. I mean, I already suspect the mods are probably going to be bashing down the doors of the science labs around the world.

Never though of that, Mac.

By the time we get to 1967 the mods will have put so much cash on Foinavon he'll be the odds on favourite.

And they would've built an actual clink to put you in for eight months to stop you interfering.

Okay Mac, we'll go back in time to find the bloke who invented the internet. And we'll stop him.

That'll teach them. They'll never even get a job.

That sounds like a plan Jack. We could hoover up all the inventions for ourselves actually.

Like the special recipe for KFC.

And we'll use some of our Foinavon money to make huge investments is some budding new companies like Microsoft and Apple.

And then I think we'll head back to 2004 and buy Arsenal FC and start gazumping Abramovich on all the players he tries to sign.

They can have Tiago though.

Yeah, we'll let them sign Tiago.

And Kezman.

They can build their team around those guys.

Mourinho wouldn't have lasted until January.

I think I meant beyond January.

Even without us undermining his plan Abramovich's managers only avaerage a year anyway.

Okay, Mac, it's time I got some grub prior to all the beer.

I'd wish you a good weekend only I know you won't have one.

Talk Monday.

Have a good one, tonight at least Jack. We'll compare notes on misery on Monday.

Morning people.

Mondays can go to hell.

Morning Jack

What about Mondays - you only work every second one now

Good weekend?

The thing about working every second Mondays is you start to resent the Mondays you do work even more.

Plenty to drink on Friday night.

Hangover Saturday.

Quiet Sunday.

That was my weekend.

I had a fairly quiet weekend

Despite Lild reducing some of their wine to Two Bottles for a fiver.

So I got six.

But there are still some left - getting bored waking up with hangovers