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True enough, Mac.

If you'd started drinking truckloads of booze every day immediately after leaving the breast you still wouldn't be on a par with PSD now.

You know they say humans are 90% water? Can't see that being the case with PSD.

90% alcohol I'd say.

At a conservative estimate.

Hope she isn't a donor.



Will instantly make the recipient an alcoholic.

I certainly would fancy having that liver inside me.

I suspect it's been waving a white flag for years.

Anyway, gotta go. Talk tomorrow.

Have a good one Jack.

Since when have you two been saints






And am not allowed to donate blood - and I would say that with the marinating my liver will have gone through the best thing to do with it is eat it with Flava beans and a fine chianti!

Morning all.

I certainly don't intend to be saaintly today, PSD.

The drinking starts at 6pm.

Morning people. So what's the plan Jack, eating a fair bit before?

PSD, this is true. On all what you say. Well maybe not the Hannibal reference.

Afternoon, Mac.

Having chicken for lunch in a few moments but I'll get some pre-booze grub in later.

Good plan Jack. Sounds like you might need two.

Looking forward to tonight.

Problem is I'm going to have a hangover tomorrow. That much is certain. But I'm not sure that's a good idea with Arsenal playing a relegation six pointer.

We're completely unable to win two games in a row so disaster is ivevitable.

And the hangover will make it seem much, much worse.

Jack, my best advice is, get a hangover so bad, there is just no way you'll be able to function until at least 4:45.

Sure you won't be much happier once you see we lost 5-6 scoring six own goals but at least you would've missed the extra agony for close to a couple of hours.

Sage advice, Mac.

I'll give it a try.

How do you intend to cope with tomorrow's nightmare?

Well, I will be drinking a fair bit tonight. I don't think I will be able to follow my own advice though, mainly because people will be over and they'll want to follow the football scores at 3pm.

Sod them, Mac. Tell them to go to hell.

Tell them you're attempting to break a world record by playing wii table tennis for 130 consecutive hours so the TV is off limits.

Or some other equally plausible excuse.

Get them more hammered than PSD on an average night?

That's impossible, Mac.

It would be like breaking the speed of light.

Ah. Well I'll try the Wii Tennis excuse but I can't help but think a day of misery is in store.

I know Mac.

If only hibernation wasn't so difficult.

Those scientists would be better off working out a way we can hibernate instead of wasting their time disproving Einstein and breaking the fundamental laws of physics.