h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And it is perfectly timed Jack what with it being pretty freezing out there.

Benayoun is injured.

Lil, interesting birthday present to give you yourself.

Is he?

That's just typical.

He is an Arsenal player, I suppose. We should have expected it.

I think we arrange it just so our medical staff aren't bored week to week.

Afternoon everyone

Conversation about alcohol and I missed it

I was one of those teenagers hanging around street corner smoking and drinking and swearing

Nothings really changed except I can stay at home now, and I don't smoke

In a roundabout way PSD you just told us that you drink. I never would've guessed.

You just sit at home drinking and swearing?

Just like my hero, Fasther Jack.

Approaching lunchtime.

I think it's got to be a classic today.

Agreed Jack, I've just had mine.

Nearly out of bread though having said that.

That's something you'll have to sort out, Mac.

The alternative is to head into tomorrow with no possibility of a lunch.

You'd end up having to go for some pub grub and wash it down with a pint while chatting up the barmaid.

You'd hate it.

True Jack, that is a terrible situation. Remind me, why do I buy bread in the first place?

I'm not really sure, Mac.

Incidentally, Happy Arthur's Day.

Sounds good Jack.

I bet it's good, Mac.

Although, I won't be able to partake.

Currently organising some apres-work pints tomorrow though.

I am sure you can make up for it Jack.

I'll certainly try, Mac.

I'll have my own Arthur's Day tomorrow.

And I will have an early Christmas drinking blowout tomorrow.

The first of many, I hope.

12 weeks worth.

In twelve weeks you might have turned into PSD.

Although realistically, that might take twelve years.

Jack, I think event twelve years might not be enough for me to end up bleeding wine.