h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Morning all

thank you for the

Hope everyone is well, I drank far too much wine last night and now have the from hell

I bet isn't up yet

Oh it must be great being male

Hi

how are things with you today (apart from the that is)

Not too bad hun, I haven't seen him for 2 days Was out yesterday and didn't get back home til about 6.30pm but I didn't go home I went to my sisters and drank too much. When I got back home at 1am he was asleep on the sofa, so I went to bed, got up this morning and came into work on my own.

I'm in need of a very strong

How are you?

Not bad thanks!

Day off today so I hope the weather improves...its a bill dull at the moment.

I have the house to myself till Sunday cos all the beasts are away....I am determined to enjoy it!!!!

Morning All,

I have a hangover too drank far too much beer and wine last night and when I got in to work my bread was mouldy and my milk sour

So off for sausage rolls and milk.

stick to your guns and give him the yeah whatever he will soon kop on

PSD

Lucky you

thank god I'm not on my own I've just ordered a sausage teacake with brown sauce and a very very strong

Whats a sausage teacake? Never heard of them the only tea cakes I have heard of are Tunnocks

The Jambon was nice!!

It's a bap hun

I thought you were going for sausage rolls, is a jambon a toasted cheese and ham sandwich?

Mornin &

I don't have a havn't had a drop of booze since Sunday - don't even really fancy it..... hmmmmmmm maybe the amount i drank in the 2 weeks off had sickened me for a wee while

We'll see tonight eh? I have caught OH's cold so i'm pretty sure i might need a glass of for medicinal purposes only of course.... alchohol kills germs you know

Is it wrong that i can't even be bothered talking to anyone at work 2day.... i just want to chill out with you guys

x

Morning

That is a good reason, I've just heard that red wine is less fattening than white wine so it's red for me from now on

I'm not a people person today either I've already scowled at most of the staff

Much more fun hanging around on here

the sausage rolls just didn't look the part so i got a jambon. Its like a ham and cheese sauce pastry truelly fattening and very nice way to soak up the alcohol.

We have summer staff leaving today and the amount of sweets and cakes going around and its only 9.30 . If I ever leave I hope they buy me curry and forget about the gateaux .

I keep telling them not to bring in sweets but to bring in wine but no one listens to me

Is that enough

that should cure the only it'll be 10x worse tomorrow after that lot

I hate cakes, I don't do any sweet stuff at all, I'd want alcohol

Morning all

Holly, it's a medical fact that you cannot drink too much wine. What happens is you pass out, fall over, wake up and you can start again. Nature is wonderful

I spent night up pub and have to do it all over again today for Mrs Scooby's birthday (who is barely speaking to me and who spent £100+ in a jeweller's solely to "pee" me off).

Ooh, I see Carol will be feather dustering in the nude later

Did I share that thought with you lot then??????

OMG!

It is lovely and quiet though

Yes, and tickly

Oh Lawks!!! What WAS I thinking!!!

Behave!!!

I can't imagine you with a feather duster hun

How do I change the name of the thread, I'm a technophobe

I was going to change it to Naked Dusting and Drinking

To be honest I LOATHE housework and can rarely be caught dusting, nude or otherwise!!

I don't do ornaments either for that very reason....bl**dy dust traps!!!!!