h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

that all looks supprizingly professional had any orders put in yet? advertising.... need to advertis..... Is it linked to form Google search? 'Girly tee shirt'? 'spegetti top'?

No sales yet unfortunately, but I've submitted the URL to Google.

Nice move bat man I'm tempted myself by a coffee mug..... But I've not earnt anything in the last three and a half weeks I must* do work tomorrow.... I must*

Oh go on, you know you want one! And perhaps an alternative T-shirt to change with, the one with the small logo over the left nipple and the slogan and URL on the back... hang on a minute, you're supposed to be doing sales, not me! Get back to work! *picks up placard with "GET ON WITH IT" written on it and waves it about a bit*

Its gone half 5! I've given up work for the day... I nearly* started work this morning... then I remembered I had to go collect a parcel at the post office... which I did... then it were lunch time... so I had lunch.... got a txt message.... then got a shower... then I was busy for a couple of hours... then its like half four or something... and it didn't relaly seem worth starting work again ... at all

*Looks in the shop*
Wot no thong?

Had a particularly stressful day. Don't want to talk about it.

made a bacon sandwich

got a text from 2legs bragging about his sex life again

Actually there is a thong option that I could add to the shop, but it's a ladies' thong. Don't know if 2legs is that fussy though...

for Croz Seriph : I was bored... so I sent you a text... and one to my brother... and to a couple other friends too.... hey; I didn't even mention sex in the txt!
thong! drinking against terrorism thong! 'just what every total drunkard needs, a thong, that, after having consummed vast amounts of alcohol in drinking against terrorism, can be used to terrorise those in the pub standing near you as you strip to reveal it!'

Had to bite my tongue as been thwarted for the second time after looking forward to something. Good reasons for the thwarting (a word?!) but messes with your head when you've been hanging out for something, counting the days etc. Not good for the stress levels

for Croz (talk to Zak, he looks like a listener)

Jules

Halfway through writing a journal entry about our journey home from London on Sunday. It's driving me to drink just thinking about it.

I'd like to order two pairs of thongs, and a coffee mug please

Just added thongs to the shop at http://www.equisto.co.uk/d_a_t - buy now before it gets moderated.

The mug and thongs are on page 2 of the shop.

Oh my Bob! If anyone was walking by my house just now, the hysterical laugher that they would have heard would have almost certianly led to them calling the local loony hospital to have me admited I read:
'Well, you never know. There are some right weirdos out there. '
I think I'll be ordering up tomorrow

Did something amazing today that I never thought I'd get the chance to do

Got on one knee and asked someone to wear a ring as a token of my love.

In one of Luxemobourg's oldest and most refined salon de thé, much to the bemusement of the local granny brigade

First time he's been speechless in 4 weeks..

Congrats!

Just thought "yeah, thanks. You've just found a way to make me feel even shittier."

RF

Not directed at you, Croz.

RF

Thought "I don't know much about all this, but sounds like fair comment to me"