h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just spent a wierd (sp?) extra few seconds being directed all over the place (via 'collective')to sign in, then arrived at my PS to find my text has all grown

I've just realised that something mings a bit near where I'm sitting.

I came home and found about four bunches of flowers around the house as it's someones birthday. A sneezing attack has been running continually for the past two hours.

I just trimmed my toenails with the meat cleaver. yet again two hours in A and E to have the foot reattached

I've just decided that I'm going to start reposting on h2g2. Now then, which thread is lW on at the moment?

Owl With Pride



RF

Just grinned. Then saw a and decided to flee

(Obviously, will let you know if I spot LW mid-flee )

thought I saw you back No idea what thread he's on, let me know if you find it

oil with ride

I just saw that RF was back

Before that I ate a french pidgeon.

I just called up a man who owns an umbrella to let him know that tomorrow is Tuesday and not Wednesday.

About an hour ago someone said "Oh, it's alright, I've got rid of that problem", then I started singing Akuna Matata. Have not been able to stop singing and humming it ever since.

Damn the warthogs

That's *actually* Swahili for 'washing machine' you know.

Akuna Matata, it means washing machine, it's our problem fee, philosophy, Akuna Matata

I always thought that it was "Hakuna matata".. With the extra 'H' at the beginning..

Just got feedabck on a job application where they said I can't apply until I have some "Management qualification" even if that's what I told them was the reason I didn't apply for the job in the first place, but they then told me to apply for it anyways.

It probably is, but I just don't pronounce the "H" when I'm singing it all the way into town on the tram….

I got given a cup of

It might be that that missing H is a vital difference between the words for "Washing machine" and the phrase meaning "There are no concerns here." (which is apparently the literal meaning of Hakuna Matata according to Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hakuna_matata

Sorry for being a about it.. Just boreed at work right now.

I just saw that there was someone more bored than me!

Didn't wake up stuck to the pillow

I just thought "You've got red on you."

Thought about what it would be like to be a zombie.

BRAINS!!!!

I just found out there's a bomb scare up the road from me

http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread/t-50054.html