h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

cabbage isn't seaweed

I know it's no, but the vast majority of oriental dishes that say they contain seaweed actually contain seaweed.

just got a needle in my bum

Sorry, shouldn't laugh

I went shopping for something to wear tommorow night, ended up buying one green tee, one white tee and one stripy brown and orangey "it's too orangey for crows" tee. Nothing for tommorow, so have to settle on the top I was going to wear originally...

Paid for my road tax online and thought about resurrecting my old love@lycos account again so people can laugh at my misfortune

"Just for me and my dawg..."

I watched Extras, not bad. "Do you have to buy a pair of shoes and chuck one away?"

I'll be your dawg.

Didn't think much of Extras so turned it off. There's just something about Gervais that leaves me cold, the bits he wasn't in were much better.

Thought about floggin last years birthday present of series one and two of The Office on EBay.

Yeah, the funniest thing I've seen him do is his live show. Never really got into The Office.

Just poured myself another glass of whine (sic).

RF

Hurray! Someone else who isn't crazy over The Office!

But it's The Office!

He wasn't my favourite character in that mind, Tim was - "He's put my stapler in the jelly again!"

Just watched "My penis And Me" on BBC3.

RF

There are funnier and more amusing things on TV, and stuff that should be on like watching said Gervais being fed into a giant blender. I'd gladly pay extra on the TV licence to see that

I was just about to log off and go to bed, but then I saw your reply and thought maybe you'd think I'd logged off in a huff

So...yes. Night!

Toodlepip.

A salmon-pink full moon has just risen over the Millenium Dome. Can nyone else see it? The moon, obviously, not the Dome.

RF

I thought Tony B. Liar had sold that to the Teletubbies as a holiday home.

There's no place like dome.

Can't see the moon as it's too cloudy

I came to the conclusion that the only way I can excerstentially prove the existance or otherwise of beer is to open a 'bottle of beer'* and see if it is beer by drinking it.

*if indeed it is a bottle of beer, as till such time I have proved the existance of beer, beer neither exists or non exists n o n t a b l e

If beer didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent it. But perhaps call it something else.

Beer exists! oh dear... now I'm wondering... it did* exist, just now when I drunk it, but now I'm not drinking it how do I know it still exists? I know, I'll hae to take anothe rsip of it it still exists... but now I'm not drinking it, what if Its ceased to exist? I think I'll have to take another sip to make sure

I suppose when it gets down below, it does cease to exist. That's why it's important to keep getting some more. Beer comes into being, is bought, then becomes something else. It's the circle of beer.