h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Although if a rubbish margarita were offered, I'd happily neck it...

Dunno whether it's the strange time of day, the or Footy's margheritas, but that didn't make any sense to me.

What didn't make sense?

In a "Down In One! Down In One!" kind of way...

Still warm ice, anyone?

I sat downstairs, turned the channel over and saw something twitch on the carpet Prodded the who looked at the source of twitching then drooled on me. I jumped up, turned the light on to see a big ol' waving at me and asking if I'd saved any drink for him.

Ran into the kitchen and got a pint glass from the glass cupboard (must remember, if I ever move out, I've got to buy a pint glass just for the spiders), ran back to living room and placed glass over spider.

Job done, someone will shift the spider on monday.

Post 500. Something about celebrating someones birthday because they're not there.

I didn't make sense? You must be kidding

No, Fotty, you're making perfect sense.. Six is apparently confusing Croz.

Ah, my fault! I forget that everything's not about me sometimes...

Tomorrow I'm driving to Italy and back in six days with one of my housemates. It's the birthday of one of the other two (there being four of us in the house) tomorrow. As our ferry leaves Dover at 1215 tomorrow, we're going to miss the majority of it, so we had the bright idea of having a power breakfast, possibly with . Well, cheap plonk, anyway...

I regretted not going to the shop today and thought "Only got one left, prolonged having it for this long"

Then I thought about sitting outside, decided that if I did that, I'd have to get a jacket first, which would mean making a long journey across to my room, then making a longer journey downstairs to sit outside while I imagined some mass murderer coming into the garden out of the woods and attacking me with a patio chair.

I decided against it.

Finally fell asleep and woke up fuzzy headed a few hours later. For some reason it's all the fault of the Vengabus.

I've got the bloody Vengaboys in my head now!

I logged back on here and laughed.

Before that, I woke up from a dream where my nan was cleaning my bedroom. I walked away from her then when I went back, my Aunty Doll washelping her. No vacuuming it, but sponging everything down, curtains, carpets, sheets

Then I answered my mobile and found out that someone has found and bought me Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

I've just bought a ticket to go and see The Cat Empire at the Carling Islington Academy next Sunday.

RF

I carved a carrot, a particularly large carrot, into the Eiffle tower thought about advertising it on EBay, but whilst considering weather I should or not, I abscent mindily ate the carrot sculpture then I stoked the badger and tried to calm it down after th e incident earlier with the milkman....

I've just* considered posting "As dumb as researcher U1531982" on the "Heard any interesting expressions?" thread, but fear it would give the game away!

RF

* "just" as in "I've been considering it all day"

Goooo ooooonnnn you know you want too

I think we need to coordinate this in a flash-mob kinda way, so that everyone posts it simultaneously on the thread! Waddya think?

RF

I'm in

I watched the last episode from my Scrubs dvd

Just logged on after almost four days offline and am happily trawling through my varied backlog, chain-drinking