h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I still think you've been tagged by aliens and will eventually be used as a test subject in unspeakable experiments of the most gruesome sort.

At least that sounds more interesting and exciting than just having a "blind boil".

Please send all thanks to Green Wing for so kindly supplying me with said quote

I just _nearly_ said something in the "What are you wearing" thread about God, that would have got some peoples backs up

I think I've had what you have, and I squeezed, and it didn't leave a scar. Good luck anyway, and if you hear unexplained alien-like commands in your head, ignore them, just in case.

It does, doesn't it? Just trying to think of what other things that size could be hidden in there.

Hey, you've not become a secret agent without realising, have you? Just thought it might be a control for an emergency ejector seat-type business. Or some trousers that turn into jam...

I nearly told lW that the reason he hadn't seen me around was because I am avoiding him, but I don't want to be mean.

So I'll say it behind his back. I'm low. Bad me.

I'm a squeezer. I don't think you can have them and not give them a squeeze. Highly disgusting, but deeply satisfying. Resulting scar seems to heal up very quickly.

Haven't had one for a while, though. Quite jealous actually I wanna blind boil!

I get a perverse feeling of deep satisfaction when I squeeze a spot or a blind boil thing. It feels so good!

Mind you, the amount of muck that came out of the boil I had on my arm once was almost enough to put me off. I had to get it lanced in the end

"I get a perverse feeling of deep satisfaction when I squeeze a spot"

Don't I ing know it!

Yeah but it was minging! And you let me do it!

I hate squeezing spots and stuff like that Mind, if it's big old white head then I'll get rid of it so I don't look like a spothead.

I used to be the same with teeth, if one was loose, I wouldn't twiddle it like most people, just leave it hanging...

Could be a mozzie or midge bite. You don't pierce your ears do you?

Oddball!

Not had my ears pierced no

I just bought a pair of combats.

In that case it could be a mozzie bite, a midge, or a tiny short sighted vampire.

with one tooth...

This site just fritzed on me for a while - it kept saying there was an unknown error. So I went to the BBC site to try and get in another way and I discovered to hitchhikers game! Very addictive. I'm on the vogel ship now. It took me ages and about 3 clues to figure out I had to sniff.

Maybe one fang broke off in your ear, and the other in your work colleague's

I just got given a new nickname and my eyes watered from laughing