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Something about your name is Baldrick and you live in the gutter oh I don't know I'll remember later.
I'm not really here Posted Sep 9, 2000
I can indeed, and I'll leave it on the latch so I can get back in later and amuse myself with your helpless body. 
No I won't.
I'm not really here Posted Sep 9, 2000
~lets herself in, laughs in an Evil Overlord type way, goes out again~
Me neither.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 10, 2000
*snores and turns over*
Oh well, gives me an excuse to go and watch it.
I'm not really here Posted Sep 10, 2000
~lets herself back in again, is confused how he managed to turn over when he is supposed to be glued to the sofa~
Ah, bless, sleeping like a baby. 
Good idea.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 10, 2000
*sleeps on, now with the sofa on top of him after he turned over*
I need to find someone with the videos, as I sold mine years ago when I was really skint. :-(
I'm not really here Posted Sep 10, 2000
Good evening honey, aren't you uncomfortable like that?
Wow, you must have been desperate. :-(
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 10, 2000
Zzzzzzzuh? Oh... hello my dear. It's amazing the things you do when you're asleep, isn't it? You couldn't help me up, could you?
I was, I had credit card bill up to £2000. That'll teach me to walk out of a job just cos I feel like it.
I'm not really here Posted Sep 11, 2000
~reaches down to help Ev up~
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to grab hold of that.
The trick is to wait until they offer you redundancy, like me.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 11, 2000
That's okay, no harm done. It's been like that for ages, it was bound to come off sooner or later.
So, I'm still stuck to the sofa, but at least I'm the right way up.
I would have gone mad. I'm much happier with the job I do now. :-) Spent all your redundancy pay yet? Need any help?
I'm not really here Posted Sep 11, 2000
What is the best way to dissolve honey, lemon and superglue?
I did go mad, but I think it was worth it. I don't need any help at the moment but if I do I'll be sure to let you know...
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 11, 2000
I don't know, what do you think I am, some kind of mad scientist?
Oh.... I forgot. Er, try a mixture of warm water, nail varnish remover, vinegar, petrol, sulphuric acid and Pernod.
I did go mad, but I think it was worth it. I don't need any help at the moment but if I do I'll be sure to let you know...
I'm not really here Posted Sep 11, 2000
~goes and mixes it up~
Hello, hope thish ish ok. You didn't have musch Pernod there. Well, not after I had shome. Sho I hope it'sh ok like thish.
You're sho cute when you can't get away. Do you know, you're my besht friend, really you are. anyway, what do I do with thish shtuff now?
oops forgot this bit. I'm going to be on the radio. Bloody DJ's.
I'm not really here Posted Sep 11, 2000
Ooooh blimey. When and where and why?
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 11, 2000
I don't mind what you do with it, just keep it away from me.
*the fumes melt the honey and superglue, and also the bucket Mina was using to mix it in*
Ah! That's better. Er.... careful, that stuff seems to be dissolving the floorboards.
www.heart106.2.co.uk I rang with a request and they made me choose something else and be recorded. Haven't done it yet. Dunno when.
I'm not really here Posted Sep 11, 2000
Oh yesh, sho it ish.
Shorry.
You're ok now I hope.
A request show where they choose the records for you. Brilliant.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 11, 2000
I think so, yes. The fumes are making my eyes sting, but at least I'm not stuck to the sofa.
I hadn't even heard of what they made me pick.
I'm not really here Posted Sep 11, 2000
Well, it was your recipe.
Maybe we should go outside until the fumes clear.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 11, 2000
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Cos I didn't think of it. I was suprised that the DJ answered the phone. I thought they had people to do that for them.
I'm not really here Posted Sep 11, 2000
It's roasting hot sunshine.
Proper DJs at proper radio stations do.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 11, 2000
Good! Let's go out then.
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