h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It was getting a bit hot and steamy in here.

Yes, it was a bit.
*wraps a big fluffy towel around her*
There you go. Sorry about the shower thing. Oh, you're keeping them on? Good idea, they'll soon dry.

Good thing you knew where your towel was.

Actually I didn't say that, what I said was, thanks honey, now where's this hot honey and lemon?

(Am I being too demanding?)

(Probably, but I don't mind, I'm nice like that.)

Why don't you sit down while I go and make you that honey and lemon?

Actually I meant on the sofa, but hey, it's a free country.

I can move if you like?

Well, the sofa is more comfortable... and there's really only room for one person on the toilet, and I'd like to sit beside you if that's okay.

Ok then.

~moves to the sofa~
Better? I left a space for you.

Much better. Here's your honey and lemon... careful, it's quite hot.
*hands her a mug of steaming liquid and sits down next to her*

Thanks very much, I'm sure this will make me feel much better.

You know I like it hot and steamy. My drink I mean.

Good. Now are you sure you're okay? Warm enough? Dry? Cosy?
*wishes he'd remembered the "hot and steamy" quote just before hitting Post Message instead of just after*

I'm drying off a bit now.
Still a bit shivery though.

~pleased she remembered~

'Sod off Sid', thats a bit strong isn't it?

Well I'm sorry if I got in the way!

We may have to huddle together for warmth.

Huddle together? Ok. I'll try anything once.

(Sorry Sid. ~blows kiss~ Now go away.)

*huddles*
*doesn't blow Sid a kiss*

**And in a flash Sid was gone!!**

~huddles back~

There we are. Are you warmer now?

Yes, I think I'm warm and dry now.

That's good. More honey and lemon?