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Oi! Guru! A question.

Post 1

I'm not really here

When is the site going to be fixed?

~crying~ I know I spend far too long here, but it's either that or housework. smiley - sadface
Galaxy Babe says the same and also she's sorry you didn't get the point after all that hard work yesterday. Sounds very oo-er missus to me. (I'm not sorry, I'm sorry I didn't get it. (oo-er))


Oi! Guru! A question.

Post 2

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

"Oi"? smiley - sadface
Anyway, er, how's it looking now? Last time I was able to get anywhere, The People Who Do That Kind Of Thing were aware of the problem and I dare say they were trying to fix it. There was a conversation on the bug reports page about it but, comically, I couldn't get it to load. smiley - sadface
*tries to work out what Galaxy Babe is talking about*


Dearest Guru! A question.

Post 3

I'm not really here

Sorry about the Oi! (I've changed it now) I was distressed at my world collapsing around me. I had to go and read a book, what a nightmare.
Galaxy Babe sent me a thread that said it had been fixed now, and it does seem ok. Hopefully it won't happen again, but at least it gave everyone something else to talk about apart from sex and drinking all night. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)

Galaxy Babe was talking about the Quiz I think.


Dearest Guru! A question.

Post 4

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

"Dearest"? That's better. smiley - smiley I'll let you off since it was obviously a traumatic experience for everybody.
Apparently it was something to do with the servers running out of disc space. Seems okay now. *crosses fingers*


Darlingest Guru! A question.

Post 5

I'm not really here

~also crosses fingers~
Thanks for letting me off (oops nearly typed "telling me off" weird).

This is weird as well, I dreamt about you last night, amazing, just from seeing that photo.


Darlingest Guru! A question.

Post 6

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

OMG... Dream? Nightmare, you mean? smiley - bigeyes


Most precious Guru! A question.

Post 7

I'm not really here

No, my normal totally mad sort of dream.
The night I dreamt about ICQ was the worst I think...
I need to get out more.


Most precious Guru! A question.

Post 8

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I keep dreaming that I'm waking up and getting out of bed and doing stuff, which is most irritating because when I do wake up I have to go and do the same things over again.
*looks confused*


Most adorable Guru!

Post 9

I'm not really here

Are you sure that you are dreaming? Maybe they are just different days?


Okay, there's no need to overdo it!

Post 10

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Hmmmm, that could be it. Or maybe I'm getting up, then going back to bed, falling asleep again and forgetting that I've already been up.
So what was my contribution to this dream?


sorry :-(

Post 11

I'm not really here

Tell you that! And embarrass myself? I've gone red just thinking about it.
(It was nothing, really. smiley - winkeye)


Oh don't stop now, I was just getting used to it. :-)

Post 12

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Hmmmmmmm. *looks suspicious*


Oh don't stop now, I was just getting used to it. :-)

Post 13

I'm not really here

I'm sure you didn't mean to knock me over.


Loveliest Guru.

Post 14

I'm not really here

(sorry, forgot that bit.)


That's better. :-)

Post 15

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

No, of course I didn't. Why would I want to do that?


Oh cherished one.

Post 16

I'm not really here

I don't know. I think it was an accident, I think that my suprise suprised you.
(That's me being suprised, suprised you.)


You're not so bad yourself.

Post 17

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Because of course I was expecting you just to accept being knocked over without making any comment.


Aren't I? oh bless, you little treasure.

Post 18

I'm not really here

I meant you suprised me, so I stood up quick, and then you knocked me over, and we were both on the floor...


Mind you, you've seen a picture of me but I haven't seen a picture of you.

Post 19

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Ah! Now I see where this is going. smiley - bigeyes


Do you want to see a picture of me? ~horrified~

Post 20

I'm not really here

Could you enlighten me? As I was woken up at that point by a small child asking if he could play the playstation. smiley - sadface
He left the room in tears, believe me!


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