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I obviously listen to an inferior station. Still, keeps me dancing.
I'm not really here Posted Sep 11, 2000
After you.
Well, as long as it does the job.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 11, 2000
*leads her outside*
Nice out, isn't it?
Oh yes, especially Friday nights. Then I have to shut the blinds so the neighbours don't think I'm loony.
I'm not really here Posted Sep 11, 2000
It is very pleasant.
What's that?
As if.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 11, 2000
I think it's a caterpillar.
Why don't they move then?
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 11, 2000
Oh. I'm not sure... I suppose they have to live somewhere.
Or purchase ear muffs
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Sep 11, 2000
Croydon?
One side is waiting for an old person's place, and the other side only just moved in.
I'm not really here Posted Sep 11, 2000
Oh.
I see you have a visitor Ev.
You should do something even worse, so they'd have something else to complain about and they'd forget about the noise.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 11, 2000
Yes.
Hello Sid.
Like putting crap in an envoplope through the letter box!
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Sep 11, 2000
Hello all!
I did try to be irritating in other ways, like growing nettles and stuff, but the landlord complained.
I'm not really here Posted Sep 11, 2000
Nice out here, isn't it.
What about putting crap through their letterbox without putting it in an envelope first?
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 11, 2000
Mmmmm, lovely.
Do you seal or not seal the envolope?
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Sep 11, 2000
They are now harping on about a 'Indian Summer' what ever that means!
Like Deli Belly, white cotton wraps, thin cows in the street, and tall skinny men with very bendy limbs playing strange instuments on street corners!
Can I use my dog's poo? Or do they sell special stuff?
I'm not really here Posted Sep 11, 2000
Indian Summer means very hot late in the year.
I'm glad, get to laze around in the garden and show off my tan a lot.
I did notice that last night was very hot.
Can I use my dog's poo? Or do they sell special stuff?
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Sep 11, 2000
Just watch out for the stinging nettles
Can I use my dog's poo? Or do they sell special stuff?
I'm not really here Posted Sep 11, 2000
It's alright, they're other there, behind the lavender.
I've never seen it advertised.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 11, 2000
I wonder what they call it in India when it's unusually hot late in the year.
I've never seen it advertised.
I'm not really here Posted Sep 11, 2000
Who knows?
I'll ask my mate when she comes online, she spent 5 months there.
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