h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*swallows cigarette*
I WAS TALKING TO JINX!!

*takes a deep breath*

I have your jack-o-lantern on my homepage and TPTB gave you a researcher credit on my scary stories for halloween page. This one will be an Accepted Entry tomorrow - congratulations!

Cor, my first one and I did naff all for it. Thats the life.

I don't do many entries or stuff like that. Just chat to people and get bored if no one's online.

But surely you've got at least one good one inside you waiting to breathe free!

You could do an entry on those woods near your house. They sound interesting...

Check out what you've done to the entire Guide!!

You monster!!

HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT, I HOPE YOU'RE GOING TO CHANGE IT BACK, (SAD SMILEY) NOW YOU SEE I'VE HAD TO RESORT TO *BRACKETS* NOW, THIS IS REALLY UNFAIR, I DON'T LIKE IT, HMMPPHH. (SAD SMILEY)

Just in time for All Hallows Eve!!


C'mon Lisa, where's your sense of adventure??

It went down the drain along with my happiness and hyperactivity

I FEEL AWFUL!! I HATE DSEPRESSION JUST LIKE I HATE EVERYTHING ELSE RIGHT NOW!!!!

I HATE! NO MORE, I JUST HATE, *DAMMIT*! :- (

(screams)
(tears stream downface)
(stares at computer screen and curses at it)

(cries)

oh no, i seem to have lost the spirit of the party, haven't i. Well I'm going to leave then, I can't stand this place anymore.

What's causing this??

*Goes pale and puts hands to mouth nervously*
I don't know. I noticed there was something wrong, but I dunno what caused such an outburst though.
I suppose that's what addiction does for you. I was never that obsessed with h2g2 and I never will be. So maybe I do know (or can at least guess) why she is so depressed. I think it involves me.....another user......and another one of her personalities. If you know what I'm onto please don't say. She's gonna be pretty hard to bear on Monday as it is.
Shame. She was cut down in her prime. I've still got that to worry about. I know I shouldn't be, but it kinda feels good not to be the moaning and depressed h2g2 one for just a little while. Hopefully a long while.
(Don't worry. I'll cry over this tragedy later)

Since you're not depressed, tell me - what do you think of the new smileys??

Menz@r@e is being hailed as a genius in some corners. I hope he stops by and see all this havoc!!

The smileys are cool. Maybe you could make Xmas and millenium ones as well!? (Sorry Lisa).
Menza@@e is a genius. Everybody is underneath. You never know, even I....
Neah. Maybe not.

this is EXACTLY the problem, you're a sychophant for love

Did you see the thread about you writing a Guide Entry?? I think you could do a good job, if you'd just put your mind to it!

I had thought you could write something about the forest by your home. That seems to be an interesting place?

What does that make you?
Sorry I FOUGHT to get where I am today. I made this life and though it is pathetic, it's mine and I'm not changing it all now.

Don't blame me, its not my fault.

I ALSO fought to get to where I am. There are so many things about me that you don't know, my private life is a lot more volcanic than you can imagine kid. I never told you because I didn't want you to find out, but if it's going to prove what I am then I will tell you, next time we see each other. Monday.

No.




No, it's my fault. It's all my fault and when I can think clearer I will do something about it, but right now I'm talking to the few remaining friends I haven't left in the gutter.

What have I done?! I'm sorry. I'm so so so sorry. I used you all and I hate myself for it. Please accept this as an official apologyand never ever hate me again because you're all my very best friends in the whole wide world.

*Wipes tear from eye*

I think I missed something.

Oh Well done for spoiling the mood!

*hugs Lisa tight, hugs Jimi X, kisses Menza@@e on the cheek*