h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No it probably doesn't sound very nice, but you haven't been through what I've been through with her. She's a very nasty person. I swore I would never make friends with her and that's how it's staying. I couldn't make friends now even if I wanted to.

Jimi:Kombat trousers have the pockets on the knees. Mine are khaki green. They go quite well with the red wine coloured school jumper.
Hmmmmm. I like red wine...

Drowning your sorrows is never a good idea! But you only realize that the morning after!!

I wasn't thinking of that don't worry!

I love the drinking laws in this country.

Hey, which country might this be?
I just found a really hoopy site! If you go to Deep Thought's user page, he's got a link to it. The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Game!

The country is the UK, and I'll check out the game at the weekend when I have more time.

It's cool! I met Ford but when I got up to follow him they knocked my house down and I got hit by a brick and died.
Luurrvely.

You didn't go down to the pub then did you.

I did just now and then they were knocking my house down and I went back to the lane and I got the black thing when Ford dropped it, but then the Earth was demolished and I died. Again.

Doesn't sound too hopeful.

Please please please be my friend!


I'm sorry, I just keep on thinking that everyone hates me and secretly want me to piss off! I only have 4 real friends on h2g2! 2 of them I go to school with and the other 2 are you and Jimi. I try talking to other people but they all go off and talk to Lisa! I'm always the one left in the shadows while she takes the spotlight! She had her braces taken off today and everyone was all over her, looking at her teeth and asking her questions and chatting to her and apparently I don't exist! All I want is a friend!

*eyes well up*



~:-0(

Sure, why not. And here is is tissue, by the way. Why don't you go to one of the limerick forums, they must be up to number 10 by now. Thats a good place to meet people. Either that or go talk to some of the new Researchers, they will always need new friends and a helping hand.

Hey. I think I'm becoming a drain on the tissue supplies.

But think of all the bog roll middles that you could supply for Blue Peter.

I give all mine to my mice for them to sleep in.

Ah, you need to talk to Lochangel. She just got a new baby mouse

All together now.....AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

I'm sorry Jo, but you don't realise how hard it is for me as well, stuck in the middle the whole time... Anyway this plae is all I have really, my retreat from the rest of the world. Anyway I've got a retainer now which doesn't let me talk, so I'll be depressed now too.

I don't know, why is everybody getting depressed at the moment. You too are down and Lochangels mouse has died. Its all too much.

Oh no no no!
I'm not down anymore!

See?
I think I've brought quite enough depression to h2g2 and I'm even thinking of making friends with Zaphara.....
Ooooooooooh.

She was back here today so make sure you do.