h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So there you have it! Jinx is perfectly safe sitting on your chest.

Though I don't know why she's gone so quiet....

I'm trying not to think about it.

So long as you don't have any troubles breathing...

But I guess she IS pretty light.

I dunno where you are but where I am it's 7:20AM I couldn't come online last night 'cos my Dad was hogging the computer. So I'm just on briefly now to check urgent forums like this one.


*yawn*


*begins to snore gently*

So long as you don't move too much, I don't mind.

*places head beneath Menza@@e's chin and goes back to sleep*

Mmmmf mmf mmmmmmmf mmmf mmmf mmmmmmmmmmmf.

*positions head so that Menza@@e can still speak and goes back to sleep*

At least that's better, now could someone pass me a towel to use as a pillow.

*passes towel for Menza@@e to use as pillow, tries to ignore sudden urge to take off all her clothes (and possibly Menza@@e's too) and goes back to sleep*

*twitches slightly as armour plated underwear hasn't been oiled for 24 hours. Gently checks that 16 digit digital code lock is not in compromising position.*

*zzzzzzzzzzzz*

How long can she sleep for, mind you I'm a fine one to talk. I spent 12 hour in bed last night, only about 6 of it sleeping mind. I hate insomnia.

*puts arms around Menza@@e's neck*

(whispers)Sleeep. Sleeep.

If I said ZZZZZZZZZ, would you let me get up?

*clears throat*
*blushes*
Godness!.
*stares at feet*

Don't bug me, I'm asleep!

Do I have a deeper purpose in life other than central heating for Jinx?

Well I thought that was a pretty deep purpose in itself really...


*strokes Menza@@e's cheek as she alowly falls asleep again*

Somehow I thought that would be your answer.