h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*yawn*

Yeah, I'm so predictable..

Ooh, this could be hard to explain if daSilva popped by..


*continues to stroke Menza@@e's cheek*

I would be hard to explain if anyone dropped by.

I gotta go now, though my h2g2 spirit is still lying on your chest with one arm round your neck and the other stroking your cheek, slowly dropping off to sleep....

*snores gently*

Does that mean that I can nip out after you have gone?

Nu-uh.
'Fraid not.

And I was getting my hopes so high.

*smile disappears*

You want me to go, don't you?

Menz would you like to explain exactly what is going on here?

*folds arms and taps foot repeatedly*

Men - you are all the same...

Well that is just fine cos two can play at that game.

To top everything off nicely...

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If you want him he is yours - women should never fight over men. It is undignified. I don't like unsmiley faces and whatever it takes to make you smile is fine by me.

Thanx.

I thought you were going to be mad at me. I'm very paranoid and depressed and h2g2 helps me to maintain the equivalent of sanity.

Hold on I have something for you ... just going to get it... back in a mo

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This is something another researcher wrote - actually my step-sister, who doesn't visit h2g2 very often now but would want you to read this:

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=18170&forum=5923#p82151

*Still cringing and trying to hide under his towel*


That could have turned nasty.

Calm down! Calm down! Everything's fine. Or so it appears from the outside. Everything should appear as it is and assuming that, we can safely assume that everything is fine.
I hope.

*still cringing*

I dead.

I dead?
Sssssh. Stop cringing.

*gets wild look in eyes*

I know, I'll hide. I'll go somewhere where no-one can find me.
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe.

Not with me here you won't.

*sob*