h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nice to see you've sorted the homepage Wumbeevil. Tee Hee, that's two of us with the mooning piccie on our homepages now, maybe a campaign should be started to get everyone miffed with the s to put it on theirs. It would be interesting to see how they'd cope

Jwf, I've had the displeasure too of having seen Barney the dinosaur. I must say my dirty mind can't have been on form that day as I didn't notice all those things you mentioned. I would watch it again to see but it made me when I watched it. The entire programme is .

I've seen the article by Sal, she's posted it on her goooverflow homepage over at the old ezboard site. Can't for the life of me see why that got moderated. I expect it will be back once common sense takes back control over these things.

Me too! Me too!
I'm not normally a 'bum' person, but if we're gonna be cheeky we gotta stick together (unfortunate phrase, that). I now have the full moon shining bright - but I'm thinking a whole page of them might be interesting - visually speaking.

By the Moons of Jupiter, I think he's got it, the are intent on turning this into a bum site so why not have a forum and thread devoted to their incontinence?

Hmm, if we got enough members together in a bum thread, would we end up with bumfluff?

Hey, that's a coincidence about the pillowcase, I was just thinking aloud on n2g2 about what he'd be like if his mighty tomes got censored. Topped himself yet?

That's strange about Afrikaans, I could swear that I saw Dutch the other night......f**k me gently with a wooden chicken soup ladle, was that Dutch I just saw?

Where would you like this wooden chicken soup ladle I just bought?

Hey guys, how do I get a page full of bums?

ROFLMAO!

JWF, you've done me proud! I just cast my eye over your homepage, visually appealing indeed - don't take that the wrong way now )

Back up to the bottom of (ho ho ho this isn't going well is it?) of the previous page and find Orcus 'link' to a 'mooning' graphic (also available from the GDML graphics files but this is easier). Hit reply to that and keep that window open while you open your homepage and open the 'edit page' function there. Make sure your homepage is set for GDML and cut and paste Orcus link to your 'edit page' box. I put up five or six of them!

Oh geez give nme that soup ladle, I'm near weeing myself here.

Oh I can't go on

Then try going IN instead

Aargh. Wot appened ter me page?
Where did all the spaces go?

For a not very nice quick fix (can I say that?) if the text is laid out as you want in the edit copy, put before the start and at the end.

Otherwise put where you want a linebreak

or mark paragraphs wit at the start and at the end

Thanks Wumbie.
I shall try that when I manage to wake up completely.
I've come to be cheered up. Not bin a good day so far.
When I told the bitch ter git oota ma wee bed at 2 am she growled at me.
(She's getting slower and more defiant towards me every day ~ I'm going to have tae come down on her hard again soon).
Then this morning she jumped on me and stuck her tongue in my mouth and when my Jon offered me a sausage sandwich she started making up to him so he got distracted and didn't give me one.
And it's all covered in white stuff again and I can't even find my slippers ~ bet she's buried 'em.
And to cap it all the cupboard in the bathroom smells of dead mouse and I can't find it
Sob.
Send quickly
(He didn't even bring me my 2nd cup of dishwater. Ahm off tae mek it mesen.)

Well, I cooked and ate my sausage sandwich while watching my white bitch disappearing in the white snow and I came back here feeling reasonably human (despite Hubby returning from church and drinking MY )
and what did I find?

TAKE NOTE MODERATORS:

THE REMOVAL OF THAT POST SMACKS OF DISCRIMINATION

I'm the one that can't post in the Linda thread because I'm too innocent to be capable of that level of double entendre, but I don't mind my 83 year old mother, or my children, reading over my shoulder - because they wouldn't understand anyway.
I'm not complaining. I'm rolling on the floor laughing.
But it does beg the question.

May I join the BOG group?

I'm trying to be a good ant at the moment but eventually, after a libation or two, I'm almost certain to get silly and attract the .

Problem: I'm not a geezer. Could the G stand for somethingelse, I wonder?

Geezette?

Goyl?

(TEFKAT - the olive goyl)

What lovely sanitised responses. Have the s applied domestos to your brains?

Naw, I tried that a few years ago but it only made me more caustic .

Gonads!

As recommended by both sexes

Males could have sects of BOBs, BOTs, BOSs, etc. depending on their preferred naming.

Females could go on the BOOs. Hmm I think the first thing you'ld better do is to lobby parliament for equal nickname status for ovaries.

*kneels down just in case he gets a yes*

Hail Amy full of farce, didst thou provide thy humble subjects with ye holy "Moon at ye mods" graphic?

...and how did you get away with Domestos? It's a threat to our smileys. Doesn't it kill 99% of all known s?

Amazing! The seem to have overlooked what must surely be a bleach of the Terms and Conditions.

The graphic referred to is not one of mine but a product of the in-house artists. An artist in the house is worth two in The Bush, perhaps.

All my "blobbed" (technical term) efforts are for The h2g2 Post.

Well I knew I'd have to confess sooner or later. Besides 'geezer' being more moderately acceptable than BOF, I have a fascination with your BOG people generally.
Archeological digs in bogs, (first discovered in the UK but now sites are appearing in the southern USA) reveal ancient tribal and communal civilisations used to bury their dead by stuffing them with Heather and laying them under Peta.
*do typos count?*

Am I allowed to "press the Linda" on the grounds of unnecessary deviation from the subject of household cleaners?