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Lance Boyles is a fool
Blarb Scalm Started conversation Aug 4, 1999
Your witty remarks and talentless humour are not match for the ingenious superhero that is
Blarb Scalm; International man of his room
and don't you forget it or i shall have to slap you with my rubber chicken
Broo haha
Lance Boyles is a fool
Spanner Posted Aug 6, 1999
But that sounds like fun (getting slapped with a rubber chicken I mean) 
Lance Boyles is a fool
Blarb Scalm Posted Aug 8, 1999
aha, you should try the pleasure of being slapped with a rubber chicken, it is a very erotic and sensual pastime in which 1 or more persons can participate
WARNING! no blame shall be passed for damage caused to the human body
do not involve small animals they do not take kindly to the actions of a well developed rubber chicken
Listen, Punk.
GNP Aaron Posted Aug 10, 1999
Bobby keep the hell out of my forum. It's not a place to pick up chicks.
Spanner grrl if you're reading, pay no attention to mad blarb sclarm alias bobby. He knows not what he does.
Listen, Punk.
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Sep 6, 1999
Slinks in
Leaves large blow-up sheep
Slinks out
Listen, Punk.
GNP Aaron Posted Sep 7, 1999
*passes sauce bottle with hissing fuse sticking humerously out the top*
There you go.
*Tiptoes away in a humerous fashion
Listen, Punk.
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Sep 8, 1999
Fuse smoke turns into a genie
What do you wish master?
To ride naked on a pink elephant through the Dead Sea
Certainly master
Listen, Punk.
Blarb Scalm Posted Sep 30, 1999
*Mouse gnashes teeth at pink elephant* "AHH" it screams *using passenger as a swatting implement squashes the mouse*
There you go
Listen, Punk.
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Oct 1, 1999
A fat rat named Zyrokill patrols the forum, looking for slow mice
Listen, Punk.
GNP Aaron Posted Oct 1, 1999
My mouse was slow until I unclogged the dust that stopped the ball from turning. Now it's as fast as can be.
Listen, Punk.
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Oct 1, 1999
Zyrokill catches the mouse by the tail
Chomp
Listen, Punk.
Vladimir Posted Oct 1, 1999
As team philosopher, you should be debating the existence of God athttp://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=22425&thread=21195.
We need some help with this. And pouring the Tequila.
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