(something witty, clever and punchy)

This is where I'm supposed to write some potted history of my life story and reminisce on interesting times, isn't it.

Hmm. No.

Instead here's a few marginally appropriate facts about me that you probably already don't care about.

  • I was born on Aug 11th, 1978, meaning that the last total solar eclipse of the second millennium fell on my 21st birthday in 1999. Some people have taken this as a sign that I am the Antichrist. No comment.
  • I was on Points of View once, praising the new BBC balloon idents. I did this not because I liked them but because I knew that everyone else hated them, and therefore saying I liked them would certainly get me on air. It worked.
  • A Canadian newspaper picked up a comedy Teletubbies article I wrote and put on the Web for a laugh, and purchased one-time reprint rights. The article made page 2. Let it be known that writing and putting stuff on the Internet for your own amusement can pay off.

Well, those are literally all the facts about me. If you have any questions or think I might make an interesting correspondent (or medical case study) then I'd love to hear from you.

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