h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

kip time, take care my friends, be safe and be well

see you later ok

Glad you're home and your spirits are good, Prof!

Very early in the pre-dawn hours.

Finally got around to soaking my feet in a bucket of epsom salts.

Next, I trim my toenails, wirecutters in hand.

I'll never be down at heart, it ain't in my nature

can't bring to others if I'm down eh

Good to see you are recovering well, Prof.

Murphy's Law is still in effect, though we can always laugh at it.

we call it "sod's law"

...dawn, in Ape City...

...where the world's smartest beings are enjoying Caesar salad.

Oook! Ook!, Oook! Oook! Ook! Ook!!!

Or chimp scampi

chimp is seafood with a speech impediment

Peach embezzlement?

Surely that should be impeachment

Don't I wish. If we could get enough Democrats into the Senate in the midterm elections.....

When "we" say trump it means the effect of been eating too many baked beans

I feel nostalgic for the simple days when that would have been the worst case scenario.

think what he'd be like in the "Cuban missile crisis" during JFK's run

Am I supposed to remember that? It was the 60s, after all.

I've forgot the question ?