h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've told you a hundred times: boys, slow down with that chianti!
Now, whatever may happen, you must absolutely avoid Milano: it is the best place for a divorce.
Best wishes from Italy.

Grazie Mille! Ah for a glass of chianti now! *sigh*

Congratulations GUys
How did ya do it?

How did we do what? Sorry to ask you to be specific in your questions but you wouldn't believe some of the things my mates are asking me today!

Congratulations. You should post your wedding list on H2G2. You never know your luck......
By the way, the problem with written communication is that you never really meet people. I assume that one of you is female?

Sounds like a job for the Community Editor...

Hey Hey Hey! Slow down all of you! Ginger and Doug aren't real! It's just a chat forum after all. Nobody remember Jim Carrey in that movie whose title escapes me where his whole life is a TV series and everybody around him is an actor?
PS - can I get a bit of the cake?

Oooh! Existentianalism! Are we real or a figment of your imaginations? Maybe it's up to you to imagine if we are male, female or whatever!

Congratliatings. Blah blah future together blah loins blah blah fruitful blah and so forth.
You realise that you're going to be swamped to the cheekbones with the equivalent of telegrams come the happy day?
Are there any plans for a joint H2G2 gift?

Oh God! That might mean telling the parents which site we met on and then they might look! May I humbly apologise now for anything I have ever said about them!

Quick - as an engagement present get Yoz or Jim to remove anything you consider slanderous now.

Congratulations.... Tech has a higher purpose it seems.

Cheers and much happiness!!

Ladies and Gentlmen, charge your glasses.

To the health of the happy couple

HURRA

Whoops! Better refill my glass again!

Be my guest, its your party

Congrats etc,
It's nice to know some internet romances work, but what do you expect with h2g2 and venice what else could have happened?

It was Florence and h2g2 wasn't there - we avoided the internet cafe like the plague! If you want to join in a discussion over whether internet romances work and are the way of the future why not join us on my journal page! Always nice to meet someone who is as feisty or sassy as me and prepared to admit it!

Blimey kids, congrats

/me slaps Samuel Pepys in the face for being so terribly, terribly pretentious

Nah, only kidding, lads and laddesses. Good luck to both of you, I wish you all the best, as an English gentleman.