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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 6, 2011
yeah its never the same with out a bonfire!
but 20 minutes of fireworks 
its just great to see stuff go bang init
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 6, 2011
Ta da!
just like to say that my other pig, Apple, is pregnant with piglets 
all round
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 9, 2011
beginning to think its a strange convo
So what's been up to, I,m cooking beef ATM
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Mrs Zen Posted Nov 9, 2011
Not much. We went out for a meal last night and I Ate FAR TOO MUCH. 
And tonight I am writing h2g2 Help Pages. I've promised myself that I will only do h2g2 stuff three nights a week and one weekend day. Yeah right.... 
It all makes for a quiet life without much incident.
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 9, 2011
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 10, 2011
the local vicar has gone missing, which i must say is a bonus for the village (hes been terroising the vill for the past 9 months, all fire and evictions) anywhos i feel sorry for his missus and kids, as shes had a right time of it all! So the womans group got togather and sorted some stuff out for her! so with a bit of luck she'll be ok for christmass and the bish also said she could move back into the vicarage when the locks and repairs have been finished
shes a nice woman, did'ent need a bloke like that
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Mrs Zen Posted Nov 10, 2011
Heh!
Will I see the story in the Mirror or the Mail then?
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 10, 2011
well possibly! its all go at the vill this month so hows your days been
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 13, 2011
19 eggs this morning, and now the vicar has gone he's hens are feeding with mine sooo by the 34th rule of aquasistion there now mine as are the eggs too! piggies are doing fine, gave them all new toys to play with yesterday, great to see them playing with them, the cows are doing fine too, the calfs are getting big now, soon be weened and can join the hurd! the geese are geesein and we have the ducks back, for how long only the ducks know that one the school run is really dangerous and i need someone to ride shotgun
RJR
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 13, 2011
aand i have to by law
http://www.thepigsite.com/articles/1081/toys-for-pigs
RJR
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 13, 2011
hey hey! have one of these
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Mrs Zen Posted Nov 13, 2011
Sho, you are right, we do choose to do it. I am NOT complaining about the amount of work involved at all. What I want is the chance to get on with it!
Ben
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Mrs Zen Posted Nov 13, 2011
How did that post turn up in this thread?
Thanks for this thread Jack. 
B
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 14, 2011
tis ok!
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 15, 2011
hey how bist!
just had a great day ay the place called Weymouth, or Weymouff which i believe is a better prouncation this day out with the family was just so Fusking needed! even being around during the day theres just not enough time, family needs time itself, so thats something so hard to provide
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 18, 2011
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 18, 2011
Hey how bits dear?
RJR
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 20, 2011
well its strange
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Mrs Zen Posted Nov 22, 2011
Sorry, not meaning to ignore you - just been away and been stupid-busy.
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 22, 2011
tis ok dear! I knew its been really busy for you lot! I just got out of hospital, was using a new wheelchair and one of the wheels collapsed due to me wheeling it down a curb, threw we out and i bumped my head, got a shiner for a eye, they just kept me in till they was happy and my other chair turned up! and i could roll out again into the big wide world 
so hows your life doing! and also were going to teach the nipper ourselves
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