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Mrs Zen

Pretty Meh, actually. I am an ungrateful moo, but the table plan (yes, I know...) meant I sat with folks I don't know and not with my pals. smiley - yawn. And then the flashing migraine-lights came on smiley - disco so I did a runner. smiley - run

Cinderella didn't run away because her coach was about to turn into a smiley - pumpkin, she went because she Could Not Stand The DREADFUL disco! smiley - laugh

Still, the rest of the weekend's been better.

B


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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

ahh good oh! smiley - stiffdrink

I have had experience of dire company at parties, some boring old fart who just goes on and on and on about the morgage, double glazing, the discount he got off the car salesmen, how he mows his lawn, how he's the boss of his own home, calls his misses "the little woman" how he's got a better job than you, where his kids go to school and how much are the term fees, now you know why i got off the roundabout and have cows and geese!


glad your weekend turned out better smiley - biggrin


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Post 123

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

Morning and I was wondering what's the plans for crimbo, we're going to have a BBQ in the back garden inside the barn, been cleaning it out for a week now, going to use a couple of barrels and gates as a table and then most of mates and theirs are going to be there to around 30 I believe , got a nice barrle of cider and plenty of games also a Christmas tree with the top two foot missing due to it getting caught in the van doors, might even get some more fairy lights, you can never have enough of the little blighters



RJR


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Post 124

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

hey nice to see your bak on line dear smiley - tea


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Post 125

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

Hey snorty, are you all ready for christmas, cus I ain't smiley - smoochsmiley - rofl


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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

i've put up a bicker thread, so if your up for a bicker................ theres a placesmiley - biggrin


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Post 127

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

Merry christmas dear smiley - smooch


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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

Oi what christmas swag did you get dear! smiley - biggrinsmiley - bubbly


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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

so once again i'm on me own! but my feet are nice and warm due to the christmas slippers i received! smiley - tongueout


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Post 130

Mrs Zen

smiley - tea

A 9-pack of different kinds of smiley - tea

I am now officially A Very Happy Ben.


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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

smiley - smileycoolio smiley - tea


smiley - biggrin


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Post 132

Mrs Zen

I think so.

I love this week between Christmas and New Year - my big bro and I used to call these few days "the Turkey Days" - like the dog days of summer, but in winter and full of rich pickings.


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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

smiley - laugh good one! the misses says hi too! been a good christmas here just us with a few family this year,(not all of them like in other years which is on the whole between 27 32 people) the chickens are living in the barn with the cows and the pigs are quite happy in the new re-enforced sty's, dad and i went shooting, I was in my w/chair and i only put one brake on, so the recoil spun me around like a top! smiley - rofl it took him around an hour to get rid of the giggles! smiley - smiley got a new tractor engine too so i can now rebuild the leyland, nipper was a right pain, more interested in a large cardboard box than toys, it became a castle and then a post office and then restaurant, then a pile of socking wet cardboard when the dog's pee'd on it , so all in all a good 'un and the cider'n'gin was cracking smiley - biggrin


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Post 134

Mrs Zen

smiley - cidernsmiley - stiffdrink? smiley - yikes

smiley - headhurts just thinking about it!


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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

of course! cider 'n' gin, a twist of lemon, make sure its a good rough cider none of the bottle stuff either smiley - biggrin it keeps your feet warm in yer wellies smiley - laugh


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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

smiley - smiley nafternoon and wghat a nice nafternoon it is too smiley - biggrin


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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

Back to normal smiley - laugh


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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

smiley - cogs this is just great init smiley - biggrin


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Post 139

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

smiley - smiley ahhahh hello, my 42 piccys are not quite right, i quite like the fortytoes one but not ready yet smiley - biggrin


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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

So are you watching Qi ? Cus I ain't smiley - smiley


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