h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Might have a choccy pudding break myself

NO choccy pudding Had to have a crunchy yoghurt instead.

Imagine a butterfly bun instead. Or give your arms another chew.

*butterfly bun*

Mmmmmmm - tasty

It's probably just as well. It would have been...

It would have been s...

*grits teeth* It would have been...

*Holds up placard with 'SUPERR' written on it*

My boss bought me some toast and a butterfly bun for brekkie today. It was most lovely.

Choccy pudding makes for a super supper.

It wasn't a yoghurt masquerading as watercress, was it?

He's going to be floppy in a hospital.

Nice boss

What's with the watercress all of a sudden? Has it been hanging round the gate, nicking your lunch money?

He is indeed Although I don't think they'll be paying him a visit. Badda bing, badda boom.

It was a bit of buttering up to ease me into doing something nasty.

Sorting out bidneth.

It was a mouldy yoghurt on Bottom.

He looks tough even in a dressing gown.

Course it was Goldfish memory me

So what's with the watercress?

He does All the stuff with Christopher's former fiancee Adriana was the end of the last series - it didn't have a happy ending. She ratted to the Feds and now she sleeps with the fishes. Or possibly the squirrels

It was a mouldy yoghurt on Bottom.

She was twung into a tree? Which series is this? It can't be the third, it's not bad at all.

Could be wrong, but I *think* this is series seven It's been going quite a while.

Oo - Christopher's taking naughtie sweeties. Bad, bad move

Tiny monkey type hurling - must have been some bad watercress.

Whoah ... didn't realise it had been on for that long. Missed quite a lot then.

>>naughtie<<

N'awww. That's cute.

It must have been in the fridge for at least 4 years to cause spaced out stareyness at fairgrounds.

You wouldn't think sweeties would ever go off, but I suppose after four years or so. Go missing, certainly. That happens a lot

Mine go missing quite often.

Have to keep going back to the shop to pinch more.

I bought lotsa lotsa sweeties in early for the Halloween tricksters...them's mostly gorn. Can't imagine how that happened.

Er... yes. Me too.

*Taps fingers on secret sweetie chute. Wonders if tapping is audible at the other end of the chute and stops*

Don't get many Halloween kiddies knocking on my door so there's always a ton left.

*tapdiddletapdiddletap*



It's happened again.

We've never had tricksters turn up, second floor flat see, door entry system, moat, electric fencing, armed guards...visitors always welcome

Well *chomp* no problem for me this year *scoff chew* plenty to go aro...

I mean... yes, hope the little tykes steer clear

*taptaptap*

*tapdiddletapdiddletap*

*whoosh!*

*reaches for sweetie bowl*



Those kiddies must be sneakin' in to pinch 'em.