h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Was that him doing the carrying?

I see him! I see him!

He is at one with the mummies.

He was there a mo ago

There! There!

(I don't remember this in any of the flashbacks).

( I'd tell you, but it'd be a spoiler).

I saw drippy Walt in a daytime filum once. He died for his basketball team.

Or summat like that.

What a weird place to put an ad break

Did they need someone to lie down so they could jump for a hoop and they all went for it at the same time and trampled him? Did he have a doggie and did the doggie lick his face and whine for a bit?

But now it's toe tapping yoghurt time.

Got my neck got my flants, got my pud, got sock fluff. I got my 'wiches.

And we have a jingle!

(You jus' so damn talented )

P'raps we can tempt Heather Small into singing it.


Search for sandwiches
Search for the puddings inside
Search for the choccy goodness at the
International House of 'wiches

It's back!

Hold on, have to go get my glasses. And a magnifying glass.

What's back?

Ah, right. Sorry. Pooped

I've just sort of 'assembled' it. Or re-assembled it. I was going to jazz it up. But slowly slowly catchy jazzy new PS.

Your PS.

Did you forget already?

Mind's just on a bit of a go slow

I am thinking of keeping with the smallness, though. Just for the not used very much stuff. Then I can pack more in

"Apart, undone, dismantle, disect, disassemble, Stephanie."

Things keep tumbling out. Sorry.

I wondered what was wrong with my eyes at first.

More? But you have all the hootoo links.

Oo, no! There's galloons and galloons of other things to be squidged in there

Come on!

Where are we going?

Nowhere - I'm running in circles.

Is that circles? I'm too dizzy to tell



WooOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooo...

*thud*

Do you usually spend so much time on the floor?