h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What did you wish for?

This

http://www.alphanautical.com/catalog/images/Frame_Gold_Dallas1.jpg

It'd match the dusty books and the huge mahogony bookcase well.

Though, I'm surprised you didn't want one like this:

http://www.trendir.com/archives/Large-Hermosa-Venetian-Mirror.jpg

Got to be rectangular though, for gappy bottom art!

You're a slave to them gappy bottoms.

http://www.dynatechexports.com/pcat-gifs/products-small/venetian-mirrors-004.jpg

Bet you have venetian wall sconces too.

Actually, it's part of the terms of the lease in this place that I'm not allowed to hang anything off the walls

So, weird frames on my 'puter is the nearest I'm going to get. They're luvverly!

I am... I'm a gappy bottom addict

Bah!

*thinks*

Not the walls, right?

So you could have a really big chandelier?

And you could pritt the wall sconces on instead of banging nails into the walls.

Is that ... nah, can't be. It is! Tiniest bit of innuendo!

Oo, no, missus, dont...

I did think of pritt, but the paintwork is rubbish So anything would just fall off.

It was!

I'm going to make you a badge with that quote on.

Hmm.

Make new walls with cardboard boxes?

No ...



http://www.touruk.co.uk/houses/chatsworth.gif

There you go. You don't even have to buy the wall sconces, they come with the house.

Buy Chatsworth Of course!

It would be an honour and a privilege to wear a badge with a logo from you at your Frankie Howerdest

Bit blearified but ... http://footbacon.googlepages.com/badge2

And you're to wear it in class.

You'd definitely need wifi in CHatsworth.

Pronouncing CHatsworth in that way is normal.

I shall! I shall! Ooooooo, thankyou! I'll be printing that off in the morning and badging it up I might make some sticky ones to put on my satchel!

Won't need it - you're to have your own wing!

And Gerald can have his own folly in the grounds And we can make Mrs B the groundskeeper (she will swear at the grouse and tell trespassers to naff orf)

Going to have to make like an Oompa Floompa

Night night

(So I believe - considered terribly porsh )

You'll have all the bigger boys wanting one too.

Can I hang things from the wall? I want a venetian frame to put pictures of Oompa Loompas in.

Night night.

*twitch*

Where are you?

*twitch*

Must have Trin fix.

*twitch*

It's Twitchy George!

Cor... can I have your autograph?

Hello! N'awww.

Course you can.

*scribblescribble*

"Dearest Trin,

Twitch and the world twitches with you,

Love and smooches,

Twitchy George."

Thankyou

Off to auction this at Sothe... *ahem* get this framed

Surely you're not that desperate for pennies.

Ah.

Monopoly.