h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wasn't going to nick 'em, honest I'd have left some dinopennies.

Indeed he did.

Not your floorboards though, eh?

I do remember watching Day of the Triffids when I was little and you could tell when the triffids were coming because they'd bang their roots against their stalks and make odd knocking noises. Odd knocking noises which my sister would then make on my door a very few minutes after I'd turned the light out

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My brothers were watching it one night and they kept telling me to go to bed, but I wanted to be one of the bigger boys.

Your sister was evil. Did you get her back by breaking her torches and throwing her in swimming pools?

That's a bit like the Emperor off Star Wars

Awwwwww...

*thinks* No, I didn't Was that the proper response?

*clicky*

It is!

You didn't do the torment your little sister thing? I thought that was what big brothers were there for.

My biggest bro' snapped this torch that I was in love with 'cos it was gadgety and attached itself to your book so you could read under the duvet properly. Cried for hours about it.

Oh well, if you asked her, she'd probably say that there was tormenting, but I don't remember any Not like I remember the triffids thing, anyway





One of these?

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Awww.

*sprays plant killer*

Kinda like that, yup.

Well, I certainly never snapped any torches - beastly

Course, now you've got fireflants to light your way...

On the upside of the bigger brothers though - t'other one once brought me a puppy to keep. Ma' wasn't too happy about it.

I do!

WOnderful company on dark, drudgey mornings.

Puppy!

The fireflants can ride on the puppy

If only he were still here.

He went to the doggy kennels the next day.

Awwww...

Nothing cheers you up quite like a puppy!

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Pthluh!

Night night.

As soon as you hear him switch off the light - start tapping. Got it, puppy?

PUPPY!!!

Awwwwww Thankyouthankyouthankyou!

Night night

Right, you just lie there on the Roobarb and Custard and I'll take the Ninja Turtles and we'll scamper more in the morning


































































*knock knock knocknocknock*

*pokeypokey*

Are you still hiding from the triffids?

Missed Extras

I am the Hole in the Ring

Went out for *checks watch* tea with the boss - kept making rolly eye motions at the clock and mouthing 'It's Mitchell and Webb!' but it was no good

*flump*

How's you?

You're here!

Is boss buttering you up with choccy pudding offerings to try and get you to do more Spanish Toilet Rabbit research?

I'm alright, ta. Ver' ver' sleepy though.

Just making sure I don't fall over due to malnourishment, I think. I had a weird and wild pizza with every make of shellfish and mollusc known to man on the top of it It took ages.

No to sleepiness! *poke!*

But choccy pudding has all the vitamins and goodness that you need.

Little fishy things.

Why was it wild? Was it rolling down the road and you had to catch it with a spear?

*bepokeyed*



*flump*

Must stay up!

They threw it up in the air and I had to shoot it with a toy bow and arrow. Took me two goes but everybody applauded

Strange places Italian restaurants - just when it might seem that a particular dish is probably rich enough, with all the heavy cheese and pancetta action and it's had as much garlic as it can take, they come up with a good reason to stick a bit more garlic and quails' eggs and truffles in it. Feeling a bit icky now

*sets the pokey alarm for five-minute pokeys*

(Want to live in the garden centre Leylandii!!!)