h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Excellent hunting.

Did you have one of those starters that fill you up before the big meal? I always fancy one but know I won't have room for pudding if I do. I'm going to an Italian restaurant next Friday - wanted to order swordfish just so I could poke people with it.

Damn snooze button. I've got four alarms to get me up in the morn and all of them have a snooze button that gets slammed for about an hour.

Swords rarely make it to the table If you listen very carefully you can hear the chefs going 'oof' 'ooyah' bash' 'have at thee sirrah' in the kitchen.

Starter would have done me *bulge*

*Sets pokey to snooze*

*poke*

Eh?

You pinched some of the boss's starter, dincha?

I'm awake, I'm aw ...

Certainly not!

Well, just the bits he didn't want

"Oo, look over there!" *headpoints*

Bet you took some dusty books in a satchell and chucked 'em out at random pizzervals.

Must go and flump. Night night.

You must be a tiredy

Night night

*switches pokeystick off*

http://www.sitcom.co.uk/green_wing/news.shtml

Scroll down a little bit - did you know 'bout it?

No I did not!

I'm excited now!



"Dear Mr and Mrs Channel4,

"Could you please schedule extra Green Wing for a Tuesday as Lostpensation and make sure it doesn't clash with anything else me and Footie like.

"Sincerely yours,

"A Fan"

It'll be the bestest Christmas pressie ever in the entire world.

(Unless there's a surprise Operation game under the tree. )

Ooh, can you add a P.S. to the bottom of that?

"And both me and Trin would be most grateful if you would please pop a couple of Green Wing doctors badges in the post for us. Many flants."

I'd forgotten about the badges!

Did you never go back to humvee?

I didn't, no. It would have involved pointing at shelves while giving the humvee assistant a stern look and I'm a bit rubbish at that.

Probably would have come away with a bunch of gift vouchers instead to make up for wasting their time.

And that's a bad thing?

Dooveedoo vouchers Better than money

Ah - sorry - I get it now. I thought you meant free vouchers

Still...

Well, they leave the till open and there right there in front of you.

Thought they were giving me a pressie.








































*ramble*

Yay! An enormous gappy bottom and then a little rambly bonus at the end

I'm framing that one

Is Licku busy lately?

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Well, they leave the till open and there right there in front of you.

Thought they were giving me a pressie.








































*ramble*
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Hoorah!

He's only dealing with really spectacular spolling massteeks at the moment

I thought you were being flourishy

That's a jolly nice frame. Choccy gilded too.

And ... are they liqourice leaves on the corners?

I do like to flourish my posts with as many slepping mistooks as possible.

It wasn't everything I could have wished for... but I didn't want to take away from the post itself