h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In my pursuit of enlightenment no sacrifice is too gr...

Woah! Puddings?

It's true, I do need a mini-boff. Several of them would be good, in fact. Couldn't we train up some Oompas?

Bin him off. He ain't right for you. You've got to aim for the stars man.

You're gonna marry Jesus!

Of course we can. *mumblemumble* They say they will once Father Ted's finished. They love Chris the sheep. Mad busy then?

Oo, is there Teddage?

Bum Missed most of it.

I'm going to marry Jesus?

The theological implications are mindbending

Yep, still pretty hefty - not too far to go though

I love that one. The one before had the little hamster riding a bicycle ... I love all of them.

Pah! Bugger them. And don't worry about what his Dad says. It's love - you two'll make it.

He's bought you some olde fashioned flip flops.

http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/2h/champashop.safeshopper.com/images/u0zjy06.jpg

Hallelujah!

And yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no dog poo

*flip flop flip flop flip flop*

They're lovely

*whisperwhisperwhisper*

I'll ask him.

He wants to know where you get your nappies from so that you can both wear matching pairs.

Will we not be wearing the Turin shroud?

Does Jesus often whisper to you? Did you meet him on the bus?

Pootoo begone!

It's back!

Jesus turned you into Potter.

You've been looking at temples and've fallen asloop again.

Rotten Jesus!

Now I have to go polish speegle sticks for Humpenmatter's Day - and Huffenpuff have pilfered all the polbenberries!

Or whatever

I see you've read the latest one.

Oh yeah - queueing outside Waterstones at three in the morning just so's I can be the first one to find out whether Snigglyporf's snuffed it or not

You can put fridge on wheels to take along with you.

Could I not just stay in with fridge instead?

Is Jesus alright with that arrangement?

What Jesus doesn't know won't hurt him. It's not like he's got omniscient relations or anyth...

Uh oh

Trin the *pah* wannabe Daughter-in-Law?

Er... yes, God?

Thou art naughtie

Sorry God

Better go to bed and hope he's forgotten about it by the morning

Night night

Night night pickle.

*pong!*