h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Then we eat Crunchy bars and change the curtains again.

Heeeeyyy - Crunchies

Mind you don't spill any honeycomb crumbs on the carpets!

I know - been craving them all weekend.

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*lickylicky*

They must have changed them, doesn't taste the same.

Thank you!

I got the bite size because I thought there'd be less chance of crummage

s'very thoughtful of you.

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You can lick all the crumbs out of the bottom. There's a selection of colours to pick from, depending on which mittens you're wearing.

*crunchitty munch munch crunch munchitty*

*lickylickylic...*

Nghelp. I'm thstuck. Ththink ththere wasth thsome ngum. Itth wasth ththe redth thone, by ththe wayth

You hold it and I'll pull.

This might smart a bit.

*grabs hold of mohican*

Hnggfffff!

*pop!*

I'll just get the pritt for your hair.

Right. Thanks! I'll wait here

Oo, there's still some crumbs

*lickylickylic...*

Nghuh-oh

You hold again and I'll ... hmmm. No mohican left.

Right. *grabs Trin's forehead*

Hnnnggfff!



*pulls ears*

Hnnnnnnnngggggggffff!



*traps bib in fridge door*

*grabs Trin and pushes against the fridge*

*pop!*

I've erm, dislocated my shoulder.

Think you might be stuck.

Ngheeeeeeeeeeeee

Nghhhheeeeeeeeeeeeee

*pop*

Must relocate Footie's shoulder









Errrrrrr...

There it is!

Right, tie that to this and join those two there and put the lever here and now...

Hold tight now

SLAM

Better?

Owwweeeeeee!

*hops*

That was my foot.

You've somehow unstuck the bib though.

Yay! Oo, there's *still* some cr...

Hmmm. Maybe not

Maybe I'll have them for brekkie

Night night twiglet

Night night Crunchie.

Hello

I originally came to find you, just to say The Munch wi' Hendo's is just...

But seeing as we're talking landing monsters, or rather, you were, but I only just read it and that still counts...so anyway, My mum's friend had one of those animal rugs(it *was* the late 60s/early 70s to be fair), and it was white, kinda coarse, flat long haired type of fluff, probably an ex-goat or something.*shrug*. So, sometimes we'd stay overnight at her house, and that rug was right next to the bed, and I was scared of it, incase it came to life, like in the nightmare I had about it when it turned into tripey type stuff and moved about like those flat fishy things and tried to grab my leg as I ran past. I hated going to her house *and* she never had sweets.

Nobody else scared of the Underthebedmonsters?

Monsters under the bed Honestly, Mrs B, I'd have thought you'd have grown out of pandering to such ridiculously infantile ideas by now - I mean, the very idea that there are monsters under the bed (and you a boff and all), sheeeeesh, tut tut
































































They're all in the cupboard *headpoints*

Are too! And, yes, they sometimes are in cupboards, or anywhere where it's dark and you have to run past to get to the light switch.

Eek!

*opens fridge* Nope, none in th... oo, a 'wich I made earlier

I was trying to think if there was anything like a goat rug lurking in my own childhood darky scarinesses... but I can't think of one. I used to have wallpaper that made my eyes go all wonky (like those weird 3-D pictures) - but that was actually quite fun

Oooh, the 70s were brill for magic-eye type wallpaper. If you stared at them long enough, you could make out all sorts of faces and stuff in them too.

Not forgetting the earlier mentioned carpets. My gran had a greeny and goldy, circley patterned type carpet in one room, really did your head in if you stared at it long enough.